I went with my first love Pam. Although she's hit the wall recenlty and had more fingers in her than a complementary mint-dish at the local Stuckee's, she's still a MetalGuy favorite.

Kendra Jade was a porn-star, but I didn't know her as a groupie. Who did she make the rounds with? And what's Brandi Brant up to these days? Has she held up? Most, if not all, of the girls in that list have not aged too well. Some better than others, but overall, ooooooooFah!

My favorite from the early 90's was Kari Wuhrer. I remember back when she was a guest hostess of a late 80's MTV gameshow...later to star in many a softcore porn flick...and to play the mother of Scarlett Johannson in Eight Legged Freaks.

Ohhh man, KARI WUHRER! I had SUCH a woody for that gal back in her MTV days. When I was in college circa '89 or '90, my Communications class took a trip to MTV Studios one day to watch them tape a few episodes of "Remote Control." I was stoked because not only was "Remote Control" my favorite show at the time, but because I was finally going to see Kari Wuhrer live and in person. I daydreamed that I'd get picked out of the audience to be a contestant on the show, I'd make it to the final round, and as the end credits rolled my eyes would lock with Kari's, then soft music would play, birds would tweet, I'd carry her out of the studio ala the end of "An Officer and a Gentleman," and we'd live happily ever after.

...Imagine my dismay when we arrived at the studio and found out that the shows they were taping were for the forthcoming new season, and that Kari had been replaced by a blonde surfer chick. Don't get me wrong, the replacement chick was some nice eye candy as well, but it wasn't quite the same. I didn't get picked to play the game either, which sucked (I always assumed that players were chosen at random from the studio audience, but 'twas not the case). But I still had fun. I shook hands with "Remote Control" cast member Colin Quinn, and saw a young, unknown Denis Leary come out and do the "Quinn's Bruddah" bit. (I didn't even know that Leary played that part till years later...)

Months later I finally caught one of "my" episodes on MTV (we watched them tape three or four shows that day if memory serves) and I saw myself up in the bleachers, cheering away, with my Sepultura BENEATH THE REMAINS tour shirt on.

I haven't seen Kari in ages, last thing I saw her in was a direct-to-DVD flick called "Kate's Addiction" some years back, which was kinda like a "Fatal Attraction" with a lesbian twist. That was maybe ten years ago, and she'd held up pretty well at that point. Where is she now??

Kendra Jade's Resume:

B-Real (Cypress Hill), Sebasian Bach, Leonardo DiCarprio, Taime Downe (Faster Pu$$ycat), Eminem, Corey Feldman, Bret Michaels (Poison), Ripper Owens (Judas Priest), Stevie Rachelle (Tuff), Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Dad's Porno Mag), Marq Torien (BulletBoys), somebody from a boy band, and probably a lot more!

Remember Samantha Fox? 80's poster babe.

What about Donna Dorico she's hot and better looking than Pam Anderson

Most of these chicks are plastic surgery messes nowadays.

Brandi Brandt

Jessica 10/10
Tawny 9.5/10

All hotties, but how many STD's do you think those girls have? They have got be a depository for all sorts of viruses......

Just for sh*ts & giggles, I googled this Marianne Gravatte with safe search off. The results, while pleasing to the eye and NSFW, as would be expected, but one thing really stood out in some of the pics. I suppose it was just a result of the times (early 80's?), but to put it nicely, Marianne really needs to do a little yardwork. Great googly-moogly!!