Best Country Songs Ever!

Metal master Age : 34 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 603

Posted this on the old Forum. Thought it was worth post over here

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. (Note: 8 songs below, these should be sung in two part harmony!)

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Wanna Whip Your Cow

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Subject: Re: Best Country Songs Ever! Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:06 am

country blows, but the titles are funny.
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I was all excited that this was a thread to post our favorite country songs...being a big fan of old old schol country. And alas it was a joke.....sigh!

Metal student Age : 38 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 175

ANY country song that I don't have to listen to! lol!

Actually, anything off of Willie Nelson - Red Headed Stranger is GOOD listening... Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain
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Metal novice Age : 42 Joined : 26 Jan 2007 Posts : 55

I too am a fan of good country. Heath needs to hear some Vern Gosden or Johnny Cash.

Subject: Re: Best Country Songs Ever! Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:07 pm

Any pre early 80's country can be anywhere from OK to good - especially the
Christmas stuff....but to actually answer the question:

The Devil Went Down To Georgia!!!:metal:

I like the fiddle big time and it makes any song sound better, which is
why I guess I like Folk Metal so much...

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Metal student Age : 15 Joined : 03 Feb 2007 Posts : 197

I am not a fan of country at all, but their are a few country songs I like. "The Devil Went Down to Gerogia" is a really catchy country song, and I like it. But other than that, country blows.

Subject: Re: Best Country Songs Ever! Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:32 am

The only country music I like is Johnny Cash.

Metal master Age : 34 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 603

I like "Theres a Tear In My Beer" by Hank. To bad the idiots at myspace that make fan pages don't have that song up. I will end up buying something by him, just to hear that song

Subject: Re: Best Country Songs Ever! Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:55 am

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Here is my serious list of fave country songs...scoff if you will:

"Crazy"- WILLIE NELSON
"He Stopped Loving He Today"- GEORGE JONES
"Post Mortem Bar"- ZANE CAMPBELL
"Cold Cold Heart"- HANK WILLIAMS SR.
"I Got Stripes"- JOHNNY CASH
"The Devil Went Down To Georgia"- CHARLIE DANIELS BAND
"Phantom 309"- RED SOVINE

Administrator Age : 38 Joined : 08 Jan 2007 Posts : 656

I actually programmed/DJ'd (morning show) a country radio station for several years. I have met a LOT of country stars as well, including Waylon, Johnny Cash, and Willie Nelson (sat on his bus with him). Cash and Merle Haggard are two of my all-time favorite singers of any style.

Some I have met...

Alan Jackson (sat on his bus with him...INCREDIBLY shy)
Brooks And Dunn (Kix...nice guy; Ronnie...maybe he was having a bad day...)
Martina McBride (twice)
Faith Hill (twice)
Shania Twain
Chely Wright
Sawyer Brown (played basketball with Mark Miller the singer)
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Gibson/Miller Band
Confederate Railroad
Diamond Rio
Tracey Lawrence
Ricky Van Shelton (sat on his bus)
John Anderson (nicest guy I have EVER met in any music genre)
Mark Chesnutt
Chris LeDoux (also an incredibly nice guy...)
Kenny Chesney (before anyone knew who he was)
Aaron Tippin (lifted weights with him)
Chris Cagle
Dwight Yoakam (pretty quiet)
Waylon Jennings
Willie Nelson
Johnny Cash (my idol when I was a kid...I wanted to BE Johnny when I grew up...)
John & Audry Wiggins (one-hit wonders, but very nice people)
Billy Dean (very cool guy to talk to)
Pam Tillis (exceptionally friendly)
Bellamy Brothers

And there are many others... Did a lot of radio interviews as well....

Arttie
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Metal master Age : 34 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 603

Did you smoke one with Willie? lol!

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No, but his bus REEKED of pot!

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Subject: Re: Best Country Songs Ever! Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:12 am

I always thought "The Thunder Rolls" by Garth Brooks would make for a kick ass metal cover!
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Dude! Are those actually real song titles?

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Subject: Re: Best Country Songs Ever! Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:57 pm

I posted earlier in the thread, but seeing this mentioned

Metal master Age : 28 Joined : 30 Jan 2007 Posts : 705

only for US people.
im from EU so i don't care but i know some of them, like
Skynyrd - sweet home
molly hatchet
have all albums of this bands. don't like country, it's your folk.
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