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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Heart of Metal Age : 25 Joined : 22 Jan 2007 Posts : 1123

I love the Conan O'Brien Walker Lever. Hilarious Laughing very hard

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Never been a fan of Chuck Norris, this TV show is one of the worst Ive ever seen to date. Id rather watch Matlock *gasp*
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Can you hear the evil crowd
The lies and the laughter
I hear my inside
The mechanized hum of another world
Where no sun is shining
No red light flashing
Here in this darkness
I know what I've done
I know all at once who I am

Metal student Age : 19 Joined : 18 Mar 2008 Posts : 206

I found It funny.... (so bad It's good!)

Metal graduate Age : 23 Joined : 27 Jul 2008 Posts : 326

I have redneck 'extended relatives' who loudly sing the 'Walker' theme song when it comes on..please, imagine that.

Metal student Age : 36 Joined : 10 Nov 2007 Posts : 164

I loved the show when it came out. I pretty much made it a point to be home at 9 pm Saturday night (I think that was when it aired). I STILL like that show, though I am not addicted anymore. I watch an episode every few months on Hallmark Channel during dinner.

Yes, it's hokey as anything, but hokey doesn't always mean bad. In this case, I thought it was hokey good. No bile whatsoever, except when they did those new age Indian forefather, eagle flying in the sky scenes. That was bad hokey.

Ah reckon Ah'm the only feller on this here board whut still likes the show.

Chuck's movies (The Octagon, Missing in Action, Invasion USA, Delta Force, Hero and the Terror, Code of Silence) are good for some "mindless indulgence/ guilty pleasure" (like Van Damme or Seagal) when you are lounging on the couch on a weekend afternoon gearing up for the nightlife. But not the tv show. No!!