THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR!

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THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

At
age 60 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon
of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Haha Laughing very hard

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Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:19 am

According to this,I will die at 39 while eating deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches,Elvis Style!

39.....damn,I dont have long to live!!

Metal master Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 576

At age 64 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

I hope I will be driving this golf-cart.

Administrator Age : 38 Joined : 18 Jan 2007 Posts : 2380

At age 66 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Heart of Metal Age : 32 Joined : 22 Jan 2007 Posts : 1995

At age 83 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

I'll be thrashing for years to come !

Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:07 pm

Administrator Age : 34 Joined : 02 Jan 2007 Posts : 5331

Kurt: At age 37 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

Laughing very hard

Darn those taco's!
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Moderator Age : 30 Joined : 08 Jan 2007 Posts : 2163

At age 78 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

That's funny. Laughing very hard

Heart of Metal Age : 19 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 1484

At age 33 you will choke on a piece of steak.

What an anti-climatic way to go.
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At age 69 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

Laughing very hard

Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:47 pm

Metal novice Age : 42 Joined : 26 Jan 2007 Posts : 55

At age 93 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:57 pm

Metal novice Age : 42 Joined : 26 Jan 2007 Posts : 55

Metal master Age : 40 Joined : 25 Jan 2007 Posts : 648

Mine is similar to quiettypes :

At age 72 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch

Metal novice Age : 42 Joined : 26 Jan 2007 Posts : 55

We must be doing something right 007 Wink

Heart of Metal Age : 19 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 1484

I'm staying away from steak.
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Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:51 pm

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Administrator Age : 38 Joined : 18 Jan 2007 Posts : 2380

Saxon...that is classic....and strangely so very you.

Laughing very hard

Metal master Age : 34 Joined : 23 Jan 2007 Posts : 603

At age 69 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. lol!

Metal student Age : 18 Joined : 01 Feb 2007 Posts : 117

At age 23 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Guest

At age 50 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Metal graduate Age : 57 Joined : 19 Jan 2007 Posts : 299

Bob: At age 98 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Subject: Re: THE AMAZING DEATH PREDICTOR! Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:29 pm

Apparently I will die at age 58 fighting international terrorism in Spain.

Ooooo-kay... whatever. Smile