Behold .... THE WORST SONG EVER RECORDED

scottmitchell74 · Subject: Re: Behold .... THE WORST SONG EVER RECORDED Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:15 am

This thread is headed in the wrong direction.

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Eyesore · Heart of Metal Number of posts: 1656 Age: 34 Registration date: 2009-10-22

Vexer6 wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

mc666 wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Vexer6 wrote:

Ok so what would you call them, alternative? Cause IMO whatever genre they are dosen't change the fact that they suck.

There is no such fact. Opinion, sure, but no fact.

actually the whole topic of the thread is one of opinion & not fact.

Indeed.

And that video has got to be a joke, a band having a laugh. It has to be! Haha.

I never said it was a fact, I just can't stand QOTSA, they irritate the hell out of me, and they're singer just sounds awful! IMO

Um...

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dosen't change the fact that they suck.

Your words. Just sayin'...haha.

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Troublezone · Dog Will Hunt! Number of posts: 7999 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-01-29

scottmitchell74 wrote:

This thread is headed in the wrong direction.

Don't they all?...

Vexer6 · Metal novice Number of posts: 35 Age: 20 Registration date: 2010-01-17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIjVuRTm-dcThis oughta get this thread headed back in the right direction

stepcousin · Metal master Number of posts: 795 Age: 42 Registration date: 2007-03-11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY&feature=player_embedded I dont know if this is the worst song ever but it is definitely the worst BAND ever!

actually I checked out some more of their songs, every song in their catalog could be the worst song ever.

**ultmetal** · Administrator Number of posts: 12954 Registration date: 2007-01-04

Eyesore wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

My Pantera reference was to the whole tough guy attitude that influences wimpy bands like this. Pantera's faux-heaviness is the cause of metalcore.

Sometimes you say the oddest things. How do you fake heavy? I mean, it's either heavy or it's not. You can't fake it.

As for the cause of metalcore, I'm not sure anything was the cause. It's just a natural mixing of musical elements that was going on long before Pantera hit the mainstream. And when metalcore did finally break into the mainstream—around 2002/2003—Pantera was nowhere to be found.

Hardly any logic in saying Pantera is the cause of metalcore—besides wanting to lay blame at the feet of a band you don't like for being the cause of a style of music you don't like. And that, of course, has no relevance.

I think what he meant to say was, instead of writing heavy riffs, they rely on downtuned guitars to sound heavy. Judas Priest and Sabbath were heavy, but they didn't tune down their guitars a full step to get that heavy sound. Rather, they wrote heavy songs and heavy riffs. Metalcore tends to just be that chugging on the E string, which of course is downtuned to D making it sound heavier. I am not a guitarist myself, but that is the best I can explain it and that's what I understood SF to be saying.

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Troublezone · Dog Will Hunt! Number of posts: 7999 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-01-29

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I think what he meant to say was, instead of writing heavy riffs, they rely on downtuned guitars to sound heavy. Judas Priest and Sabbath were heavy, but they didn't tune down their guitars a full step to get that heavy sound. Rather, they wrote heavy songs and heavy riffs. Metalcore tends to just be that chugging on the E string, which of course is downtuned to D making it sound heavier. I am not a guitarist myself, but that is the best I can explain it and that's what I understood SF to be saying.

CFH was tuned to standard or downtuned just a 1/2 step. I though that album was heavy and the riffs were certainly heavy. Tony Iommi has downtuned since the beginning... Ty Tabor downtunes as well. A lot of the heaviness also came from Dimebag's pickups and amps.

QuothTheRaven · Metal graduate Number of posts: 422 Age: 45 Registration date: 2008-06-10

stepcousin wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY&feature=player_embedded I dont know if this is the worst song ever but it is definitely the worst BAND ever!

actually I checked out some more of their songs, every song in their catalog could be the worst song ever.

Not sure what is "Complete" about this band. Certainly not the number of teeth in the lead singer's mouth!

I also enjoyed how the bass player appeared to be so stoned that he was afraid to look away from his fretboard.

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QuothTheRaven · Metal graduate Number of posts: 422 Age: 45 Registration date: 2008-06-10

mc666 wrote:

Temple of Blood wrote:

mc666 wrote:

sounds like a Haste The Day type of metalcore band (looks like one too). as for the song... not good, but far from the worst song ever.

Post a worse one then. I can't.

this is all personal opinion of course, but for instance, someone else mentioned these guys...

that's just garbage.

Agreed X infinity

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stepcousin · Metal master Number of posts: 795 Age: 42 Registration date: 2007-03-11

QuothTheRaven wrote:

stepcousin wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY&feature=player_embedded I dont know if this is the worst song ever but it is definitely the worst BAND ever!

actually I checked out some more of their songs, every song in their catalog could be the worst song ever.

Not sure what is "Complete" about this band. Certainly not the number of teeth in the lead singer's mouth!

I also enjoyed how the bass player appeared to be so stoned that he was afraid to look away from his fretboard.

yeah, from the info Ive gathered over the internet, these guys are legendary in the major suckage department.

Chairman_Smith · Heart of Metal Number of posts: 1472 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-04-20

mc666 wrote:

Temple of Blood wrote:

mc666 wrote:

sounds like a Haste The Day type of metalcore band (looks like one too). as for the song... not good, but far from the worst song ever.

Post a worse one then. I can't.

this is all personal opinion of course, but for instance, someone else mentioned these guys...

that's just garbage.

My sister listens to them. My mom describes her music as "frantically annoying."

powermacho · Heart of Metal Number of posts: 1444 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-02-15

Stender wrote:

Please dont tell me that these fa gs are all wearing matching clothes....

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powermacho · Heart of Metal Number of posts: 1444 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-02-15

To my friend and I UneXpect is the worst live band we have ever seen. They have open two times were we have been, first we stayed and watched, second, we decided to get late to that concert, guess why!!! LOL.

It was hard to find the band, but here it goes. Go

. HAHA

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fingers · Metal master Number of posts: 629 Age: 24 Registration date: 2007-05-17

Any James Blunt song is the worst song

Neuropete · Metal graduate Number of posts: 306 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-09-21

ultmetal wrote:

I think what he meant to say was, instead of writing heavy riffs, they rely on downtuned guitars to sound heavy. Judas Priest and Sabbath were heavy, but they didn't tune down their guitars a full step to get that heavy sound. Rather, they wrote heavy songs and heavy riffs. Metalcore tends to just be that chugging on the E string, which of course is downtuned to D making it sound heavier. I am not a guitarist myself, but that is the best I can explain it and that's what I understood SF to be saying.

I think you could make this argument for Priest, but not for Sabbath. Iomi and Sabbath are famous for their "sludge" sound, at least during their Ozzy days. He did tune down his guitar, and the sound itself was "heavy", not just their songs or riffs. But, it does not really matter in the end. "Heavy" is a really a relative term. I mean, one could call Pete Seeger songs or Woody Guthrie songs "Heavy" if we just go by social significance or even subject matter.

XYZ · Subject: Re: Behold .... THE WORST SONG EVER RECORDED Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:42 pm

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... what the heck?

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Jesusandmetal23 · Subject: Re: Behold .... THE WORST SONG EVER RECORDED Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:32 am

can i post on a RIP thread

Jesusandmetal23 · Subject: Re: Behold .... THE WORST SONG EVER RECORDED Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:32 am

yes i can!