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T-Roy
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3556
Age: 37
Registration date: 2007-07-27
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T-Roy
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3556
Age: 37
Registration date: 2007-07-27
|  Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!!  Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:23 pm | |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts: 10387
Age: 39
Registration date: 2007-02-01
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:20 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is 70 today. And can still kick your ass. His wig, however, is 20.  Cue the "Chuck Norris" jokes...
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A legend in posting since February 1st, 2007
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 14635
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once tried a cigarette. The cigarette died from Chuck Norris cancer.
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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SideShowDisaSter
Moderator
Number of posts: 3197
Age: 32
Registration date: 2007-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:46 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once brought a lamb back to life. He then killed it again, because the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away. |
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SideShowDisaSter
Moderator
Number of posts: 3197
Age: 32
Registration date: 2007-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:58 pm | |
| Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The universe is ever-expanding. It is trying to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. |
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 14635
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| Chuck Norris' d*ck is so big, it has its OWN d*ck.
One time Chuck Norris' d*ck's d*ck walked into a bar in Thailand and proceeded to drink an entire platoon of U.S. Marines under the table. Then it left and stuck them with the check.
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 7859
Age: 34
Registration date: 2007-01-29
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 14635
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:19 pm | |
| | T-Roy wrote: | | I'm sitting there in my underwear this morning, |
Chuck Norris can see you sitting there in your underwear, T-Roy. Chuck Norris sees everything you do. And he hears the shrieking terror in your soul.
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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a**...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 2719
Age: 45
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:26 pm | |
| Chuck Norris drove thru New Jersey 40 years ago........who's your daddy bro. _________________  |
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........your missing my point......!!
