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holydiver97595
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PostSubject: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:22 am

After seeing Am I Evil's line: Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you? on the Completely Obvious Observations thread; I decided to make this. I need to hit it off with girls, and we all know pick-up lines work great, so post; my social life with people of the opposite gender depends on it!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:40 am

Ok, some magic pick-up lines for you:

You wanna do some math? We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Remember my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later.

Those pants have a mirror? Cause I can see myself in them.

Nice shirt, wanna f**k?

Those are SURE to win you some points!

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:45 am

Don't listen to anything in the above post.

lol!
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Stender
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:56 am

"prepare to be sexually unsatisfied"

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Mortuary
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:19 am

Yeah, that's some real magic. Razz
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akeldama
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:24 am

"Are those astronaut pants? 'Cause your butt is outta this world!"
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:27 am

Mortuary wrote:
Yeah, that's some real magic. Razz


Ha...you know you were turned on.

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Troublezone
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:22 am

As DLR used to say... How's about a hot dog and a shake?
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Mglaffas81
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:39 am

Scream out, "FAT PENGUIN!!"


.....just to break the ice Smile
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Thrasher73
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:59 pm

"The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"
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Onkel Ben
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:00 pm

"hello, I am a frustrated 25 year old, wanna do it?"

Works every time. Cool
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DeathCult
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:07 pm

Nice legs, what time do they open?
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MetalGuy71
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:30 pm

"Mind if I slide in here and get a drink?"

Might not be the "ultimate" pick-up line, but it worked well enough to land the girl that would eventually become Mrs. MetalGuy71.

By the way, that line will only work at a crowded bar. Don't try it at church, the local YMCA or the Emergency Room.

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Fat Freddy
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:35 pm

I always used: "Um... hi."

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:04 pm

Wow, that dress looks nice. I bet it would look even better at the foot of my bed!

Hi, I'm *insert name*. Shall we shower before, or after?

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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:11 pm

Quote:
[b][i]Nice shirt, wanna f**k?
[/i][/b]

lol!


"You know what would look good on you?.......Me!"
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holydiver97595
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:11 pm

Oh yeah. These will all go over great. I can tell. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:15 pm

Thrasher73 wrote:
"The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"



Really?
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:35 pm

"How 'bout them Pirates?"

A buddy and I were in Pittsburgh and thought this would be a great pick-up line. Of course, we were too afraid to try!
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:41 pm

My best friend is wheelchair-bound, and when we were in college, he had a line picked out: "I WOULD ask you out, but I'm handicapped".

Man, that one 'bout sent me to the floor.
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Schbopo
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:10 am

I'm unemployed and I drive an electric car.
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thejokeriv
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:05 am

How do you like your eggs - scrambled or fertilized?

Would you like to have breakfast with me? How should I wake you, call you or tap you?
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Mortuary
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:29 am

DeathCult wrote:
Nice legs, what time do they open?


That's how he picked me up... Laughing
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Leatherface
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:28 am

Should I call you in the morning or just roll over and nudge you?
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Thrasher73
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PostSubject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines.   Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:17 pm

quiettype wrote:
Thrasher73 wrote:
"The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"



Really?


Worked on you didnt it? Razz
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