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ultmetal
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|  Subject: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:59 pm | |
| | Quote: | So I’ve been kind of smurfed up for the past few days and in pain. I had to take a couple of days off from work after a hospital visit where they told me I may have passed a small kidney stone. Thank goodness it wasn’t Appendicitis or a Hernia. They ran numerous tests and I’m sure I’m going to get a huge bill that will take me years to pay. Anyway, afterwards I had to swing by the evil empire (Wal Mart) and pick up some Aleve and I saw KISS M&Ms. I thought ‘Cool I can eat Gene Simmons face and s h i t him out. Then I saw the price of this bag of M&Ms. $6.00. Do you believe that s h i t? SIX-DOLLARS! for a bag of candy with KISS’ name on it. Not only that but there are four different bags to collect.
With that said, I have heard that this Sonic Boom album has sold almost 200k in it’s first week. I’m almost curious enough to buy it but more hateful enough to just download it just to hear it. Apparently KISS still has a shitload of fans (as if we didn’t know), and they’re all still dedicated enough to actually buy the album. I really respect that, even if they do love an over-rated band…that much.
I still think that Double Platinum is the only KISS record you’ll ever really need. |
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:01 pm | |
| That sounds like something our dear old friend Eyesore would have written. I miss that little guy.  |
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ultmetal
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:04 pm | |
| Me too. Someone tell him to get his butt back here.
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Eyesore
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:36 pm | |
| | SpectreFate wrote: | | That sounds like something our dear old friend Eyesore would have written. I miss that little guy. |
I know him. That dude is bad news. And he has a small penis.
So I've heard._________________ "Happy people have no stories" —Therapy? Shock Totem | The Eyesore Times | Getcha Rocks Off   |
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:39 pm | |
| | Six-Pack Thunder Dong wrote: | | SpectreFate wrote: | | That sounds like something our dear old friend Eyesore would have written. I miss that little guy. |
I know him. That dude is bad news. And he has a small penis.
So I've heard. |
I know Eyesore, and sir, YOU are no EYESORE! Good day to you. |
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Shiney
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:58 pm | |
| I know Eyesore...and sadly, he does have a small penis. He said he dates midgets exclusively as their tiny hands make it look monstrous.
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kmorg
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:19 pm | |
| Another classic day at the HOM. _________________  |
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Mglaffas81
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:21 am | |
| Well, that wasn't really much of a review. Just a bit of shallow rambling about Kiss. I did smile a little, though. Sounds like something that King God Space guy would have written, that annoying bastard.
Oh well, back to discussing Eyesore's penis... |
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ultmetal
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:56 pm | |
| This is the part that made me laugh:
I thought ‘Cool I can eat Gene Simmons face and s h i t him out.
Not sure why, but that struck me a really funny when I read it.
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Cliffy
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:44 pm | |
| If you were only gonna own one Kiss album...Double Platinum wouldn't be it.
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ultmetal
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:47 pm | |
| | Cliffy wrote: | | If you were only gonna own one Kiss album...Double Platinum wouldn't be it. |
I agree, though I still dig the packaging of the original vinyl.
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| | Subject: Re: The funniest KISS - Sonic Boom review I've read yet... Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:45 pm | |
| I'm not a big Kiss fan, a nice greatest hits does it for me but I really like Sonic Boom. Not sure why even, just more listenable to me. |
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