LOL James.

What if 6 turned out
to be 9 ? I don't mind

verily, verily, I say
unto you...

There needs to be a rap group called "The Abrasive Negros". If there isn't, I'm starting it.

Silent Library is effing hilarious!!!

shuma buma ... mahuma

Is it live or is it
memorex ?

What would the coyote
do if he ever caught the
road runner ?

How much is in a
$hitload ?

Is a pigpen something
to write with ?

Why did Jack and Jill
really go up the hill ?

If Burger King got with
Dairy Queen, would
they have Carl's Jr. ?

im thinking i want to party to celebrate handing my essay in

I'm thinking I wonder where Tayla has been. I hope she is okay.

I've got to get to work.

The only joy I seem to get out of life is making thinly veiled stabs and criticisms of people (and cheesecake, but that's beside the point). It's all I've got left; making fun of people's beliefs and their successes. I hate them for being happy, and having contentment in their lives. I hate them for having found aspects of their lives that they can be comfortable with. I hate them for being content with their gender, their god, their job and their lives. I'm a horrible person and a hypocritical douche.

wow, that was very honest Scho.

How much better would
of "Kill 'Em All" been if
Dave Mustaine sung all
the songs ?

How many of the 100's
of folks I prayed with
in the parking lot after
Styper concerts in the
80's still serving God ?

Why can't I remember
any of the Norwegian
words my Grandparents
taught me as a kid ?

Is the girl response to
"no fat chicks" bumper
stickers, "no tubby
roosters" ?

I wonder what Boss Hogg
would do if he ever found out
that the Duke boys smoked weed.

Why did she go to the trouble of becoming such a close friend just to hack all my things, then "re-hack" them and try to be the hero of it all. She forgets I'm a pretty intelligent persona nd work with alot of people and have alot more connectiosn than anyone my age should have.

Me are hungry.