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SUC - Why you picking on my hubby?






1) If that Metallica pillowcase is not back on his pillow after I do the laundry, he asks about it until I put it back on.

2) That family photo was actually taken in July.

3) His real Halloween costume had an elephant with cigarettes that came out of it's butt when you pushed the trunk and he had a humping dog strapped to his leg - no lie.

What is the practical use of a elephant that defecates cigarettes?

You gotta have some decoration for the miners hat, right?

i'll bet he is dreaming of Lars Ulrich

the song Dream Weaver playing in the background. how romantic. you even nuzzle the pillow like it was a nice wooly beard.

Why the hate? Sax has always been so nice to me, asks me to mail my underwear so he can iron them for me and everything. He's a mensch.

I rarely get a chance to get my shot in on MC, and he goes along with it. Ok, I am bored with you Mont [unless you want me to iron your undies too? Sorry, that's right - when you took your prefessional oath, you swore alligence to commando. Damn!].

And just for the ignorrami - this thread was started by SUC years ago as a way of proving I can handle all the crap given to me that I dish out. Besides, most of it is true anyways.

bumping your own bash thread. that's a new level of gayness.

(psst, can I have my shorts back, getting some kind of highly contagious rash, hope you washed them first.)

Ok, just use the ointment.