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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:57 pm

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:58 pm

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:22 pm

hmmmmmm.... I love her movies... I mean B**bies, crap I mean music, yea thats what I meant.

Really though, Im not against porn by any means lol but when those people try to leave that world and venture out into other things like music or try to get a real job it just never works. I mean look at that one porn star, I forget her name I think it was Janeane or something. She tatooed up a good portion of her body so she would be too ugly so no one would hire her. Well it back fired and I think shes doing it more now that she ever did. So yea, if you do porn just stay there til you cant do it anymore because no one can really take them seriously in the real world.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:46 pm

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I forget her name I think it was Janeane or something


Janine Lindenmuler. I believe she's currently in jail (or recently parroled) for tax evasion. But yea, she got sleeves of Nikki Sixx-style tattoos to make herself "undesireable" in the porn industry.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:00 pm

MetalGuy71 wrote:
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I forget her name I think it was Janeane or something


Janine Lindenmuler. I believe she's currently in jail (or recently parroled) for tax evasion. But yea, she got sleeves of Nikki Sixx-style tattoos to make herself "undesireable" in the porn industry.


Couldn't she have just quit and became a housewife or a French Maid?
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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:17 pm

Ohhhh yeah, I remember Janine Lindemulder. She was part of a regular "tag team" with another gal (whose name escapes me) called "Blondage." They made a bunch of (as I like to call'em) "Instructional Videos" together. They even did a relatively clean swimsuit calendar in an attempt to cross over to legitimate modeling at one time.

I saw a recent pic of her with all the tattoos and was like BLEARGH!

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:28 pm

manny wrote:
MetalGuy71 wrote:
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I forget her name I think it was Janeane or something


Janine Lindenmuler. I believe she's currently in jail (or recently parroled) for tax evasion. But yea, she got sleeves of Nikki Sixx-style tattoos to make herself "undesireable" in the porn industry.


Couldn't she have just quit and became a housewife or a French Maid?


Where's the money in that? Show me one housewife that makes a coupla grand a month and I'll show you a housewife that's polishing more than the good silverware, my friend.

I didn't think the tats were all that bad. A little excessive maybe, but nicely done in that Japanense mafia style. Not like the hodge-podge of random doodles that Amy Winehouse gets when she's on a monthly bender.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:01 am

I all ways thought the Mentors were porn metal. Ratt too, to a lesser extent.
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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:21 am

I like metal, and I like porn. They sound great together on paper, but it's always disappointing. This is no exception.
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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:05 am

manny wrote:
She should stick to sucking in her movies only.


Hahaha!
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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:14 am



Well now, judging from this pic, Ms. Mayhem sure looks like she knows how to handle a....uhhhhh... -- what was I talking about again? -- oh yeah, a microphone. Yeah, that's it. A microphone.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:57 am

Thats one lucky microphone.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:19 am

i hear a lot of similarities to In This Moment. not a copy, just some influence.

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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:36 am

MetalGuy71 wrote:
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Hyapatia Lee


Wow, there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

I think there's lotsa porn actors that think they're musicians too. They hang around the same circles in Hollywood with musicians and think, "Hey I can do that too". The reality is that noone outside of their cirlce of "friends" actually hears or cares about it.


Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels lol! lol! lol! lol! Laughing very hard
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PostSubject: Re: Porn metal   Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:24 am

I met her on Friday night believe or not at a local pub LOL I didnt manage to get a pic of her but I'll see if I cn upload the autograph.
She was actually down to earth and pretty cool and I told her she needs more metal influences lol
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