I will get the ball rolling here. My entry is Procto-The Mechanical Turd

I spent most of my adolescence coming up with comic book characters. My friend Dave and I were convinced that as soon as we got out of high school we were going to start our own comic book company and become the next Marvel or DC. Gee, and we wondered why girls never talked to us. Haha.

Anyway, we had a whole "universe" of goofy stuff going on. My mainstay character was "Major Mercury," I also had "Killmaster" (a very thinly veiled ripoff of DC's "Vigilante"), "The Ninja," "Super Peanut" (!) and tons of other godawful stuff that makes my eyes burn when I look at it today.

I did "The Adventures Of The Stoner Bros" with friends in HS, about two dudes leaving No. Calif for Woodstock in 69 and ten years later in 79', had only made it as far as Montana. Of course it was Zap comic influenced. Then in my old tweeker days, I did a few "Intergalactic Dumpster Divers" whose charachters were "Mc Cracky" and "Rudipoop".

Yea, I had a strip that was a blatant ripoff of Gilbert Shelton's "Freak Brothers" too -- I called'em "Irving and Lester, Narcotic Adventurers." The funny thing was at the time I was drawing those guys, I had never touched anything mind altering in my life. All I knew about that stuff was from reading ZAP and Freak Bros. comics and watching Cheech & Chong movies.

I have a bunch of Zap comics in a box at my momma's place and some Rat Rod cards from the slow poke and sugar daddy suckers.

"The Legion of Doom"... except my version would have all the leaders of the doom metal world as the characters.

The Visable Man. He's power is that you can see him!

Captian Confederacy! A douchebag with a mullet, moustache and confederate flag as a cape whose special powers include chewing the hell out of a piece of tobacco and making the dang finest moonshine you ever had.

We have a character at work called Sackman. I won't go into details but just use a little imagination.