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Guest
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 |  Subject: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 1:08 pm | |
| Yo momma is so stupid that when your Dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Continue.....
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9879
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up. |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts: 15716
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-01
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:04 pm | |
| Yo momma is like a door knob. Everyone takes a turn.
Yo momma is like a moped. Fun to ride until someone sees you on it.
Yo momma is like a tray of mints at a diner. Everyone has stuck their dirty fingers in there.
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Mglaffas81
Heart of Metal
Number of posts: 1978
Age: 28
Registration date: 2007-11-25
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:43 pm | |
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Yo mamma's so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died
Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Yo Mamma's so stupid, she took a spoon with her to the superbowl
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Thrasher73
Much Cooler than the other 72
Number of posts: 6492
Age: 39
Registration date: 2007-01-19
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:02 pm | |
| Yo Mamma's so fat,you have to roll her in flour and search for the wet spot.
Yo Mamma's so fat,you have to slap her leg and ride the wave in. |
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts: 4960
Age: 21
Registration date: 2008-09-04
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:07 pm | |
| Yo momma's so old she made that joke up. |
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9879
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:52 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat, that when she taps her foot she shifts the world's axis. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:11 pm | |
| Yo Momma so ugly, the Dr. slapped himself. |
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jstate
Heart of Metal
Number of posts: 1844
Age: 39
Registration date: 2007-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:17 pm | |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXkwiM0hIQ |
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21096
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:18 am | |
| Yo' Mama's like Ms Pac-Man - give her a quarter and she's ready to swallow.
Yo'Mama's butt so big it looks like two pigs fightin' over a Milk Dud.
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Schbopo
Ate his vegetables
Number of posts: 4960
Age: 21
Registration date: 2008-09-04
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:19 am | |
| Yo momma's so fat, it affects her self esteem. |
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Metallic Blaze
Exo-Kill!
Number of posts: 6497
Age: 35
Registration date: 2009-09-08
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:21 am | |
| Here's yo mamma! BIATCH! I saw her trying to catch a tan down on the beach today!!!  |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:24 am | |
|  Yo Momma so gaseous, she a superfund site. |
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Metallic Blaze
Exo-Kill!
Number of posts: 6497
Age: 35
Registration date: 2009-09-08
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:26 am | |
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Leatherface
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 4237
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:23 am | |
| Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerrang.
Yo momma so fat, it taked her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is Rague. |
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Dave the Boss
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 2571
Age: 21
Registration date: 2009-04-30
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:29 am | |
| Yo momma's so poor, she got you an Xbox 180! Yo momma's like a fence in Texas... everyday 100 Mexicans get on her! (actually got that one from the show Yo Momma... made me laugh out loud when I first heard it  ) |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| | Schbopo wrote: | | Yo momma's so fat, it affects her self esteem. |
This is my favorite so far.  |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:10 pm | |
| Yo Momma's buttcheeks so fat, Moses can't even part them. |
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scottmitchell74
Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts: 7359
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:25 pm | |
| Your momma's so fat, buddah worships her. |
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kmorg
Administrator
Number of posts: 12528
Age: 37
Registration date: 2007-01-02
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:27 pm | |
| Yo Momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code. _________________  |
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21096
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:38 pm | |
| | kmorg wrote: | | Yo Momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code. |
...and her own congressman, and five exits off the 101 freeway.
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kmorg
Administrator
Number of posts: 12528
Age: 37
Registration date: 2007-01-02
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:57 pm | |
| Yo Momma so fat, when she farts whole eco systems dies. _________________ |
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9879
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:35 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat, the earth revolves around her. |
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Hamer12
Metal master
Number of posts: 705
Age: 39
Registration date: 2007-02-01
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:00 pm | |
| Yo momma so fat yo pappy rolls over three times & he is still on top of her..... |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma.... Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:35 pm | |
| Yo momma's so fat that her belt size is the equator Yo momma's so hairy she's got afros around her nipples Yo momma's so fat she makes King Kong look anorexic Yo momma's so black that you had to get taken away from her at birth because they feared you'd be afraid of the dark (saw that on the show when channel hopping  ) Yo momma's so dumb she got run over by a parked car Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in tescos and almost starved to death  |
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