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PostSubject: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:08 am

Yo momma is so stupid that when your Dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.


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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:08 am

Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:04 am

Yo momma is like a door knob. Everyone takes a turn.
Yo momma is like a moped. Fun to ride until someone sees you on it.
Yo momma is like a tray of mints at a diner. Everyone has stuck their dirty fingers in there.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:43 am


Yo mamma's so fat, she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck

Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her age and she died

Yo mamma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she took a spoon with her to the superbowl
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:02 pm

Yo Mamma's so fat,you have to roll her in flour and search for the wet spot.

Yo Mamma's so fat,you have to slap her leg and ride the wave in.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 2:07 pm

Yo momma's so old she made that joke up.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 5:52 pm

Yo momma so fat, that when she taps her foot she shifts the world's axis.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:11 pm

Yo Momma so ugly, the Dr. slapped himself.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 7:17 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:18 pm

Yo' Mama's like Ms Pac-Man - give her a quarter and she's ready to swallow.

Yo'Mama's butt so big it looks like two pigs fightin' over a Milk Dud.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 9:19 pm

Yo momma's so fat, it affects her self esteem.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:21 pm

Here's yo mamma! BIATCH!

I saw her trying to catch a tan down on the beach today!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:24 pm



Yo Momma so gaseous, she a superfund site.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:26 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:23 am

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerrang.
Yo momma so fat, it taked her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is Rague.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:29 am

Yo momma's so poor, she got you an Xbox 180!

Yo momma's like a fence in Texas... everyday 100 Mexicans get on her! (actually got that one from the show Yo Momma... made me laugh out loud when I first heard it Laughing very hard)
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:05 am

Schbopo wrote:
Yo momma's so fat, it affects her self esteem.

This is my favorite so far. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:10 pm

Yo Momma's buttcheeks so fat, Moses can't even part them.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:25 pm

Your momma's so fat, buddah worships her.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:27 pm

Yo Momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:38 pm

kmorg wrote:
Yo Momma's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

...and her own congressman, and five exits off the 101 freeway.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:57 pm

Yo Momma so fat, when she farts whole eco systems dies.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:35 pm

Yo momma so fat, the earth revolves around her.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:00 pm

Yo momma so fat yo pappy rolls over three times & he is still on top of her.....
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PostSubject: Re: Yo Momma....   Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:35 am

Yo momma's so fat that her belt size is the equator
Yo momma's so hairy she's got afros around her nipples
Yo momma's so fat she makes King Kong look anorexic
Yo momma's so black that you had to get taken away from her at birth because they feared you'd be afraid of the dark (saw that on the show when channel hopping Razz )
Yo momma's so dumb she got run over by a parked car
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in tescos and almost starved to death

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