One, I think. Maybe two, maybe three.

Ever broken a bone?

Yeah, I fell out of tree when I was four and broke my shoulder. And the first thing I did when I got home from the hospital was climb straight back up the same tree.


Do you have any allergies?

Urgh, same. I have to use a dust mask when I'm cleaning my room.

I probably have been on TV. They used to film some low-budget 'Coronation Street' type show where I live and everyone was in it whether they wanted to be or not.


What was the first album/EP/demo you ever got on your own?

Metallica - ...And Justice For All


Ice Tea - Lemon or Peach?

Lemon, usually because it's more readily available, but peach ain't bad either.

Getting a haircut...guy's barber shop or unisex salon?

This kind...




What's the worst cd/album you've actually purchased?

When I went through a brief (one summer) techno phase back in the 90's I bought some comp that even at the time I thought was terrible. Basically drum loops with some random keyboards thrown in. And this goes on and on for ninety minutes. I actually have held onto it just so it can maintain it's worst status in my collection.

The latest Lita Ford would be up there too.


Most embarrassing thing you've ever been caught doing?

Read about it in my book when it comes out.


What's the worst part of being you?

suffering with a condition called RSD i am in constant to severe pain all the time!!!

same question

Back hair.

$1 million dollars on the table. Push the red button and someone random in the United States dies. Would you push it?

in a heartbeat (I'd press it a few times to make sure it's working !)

would you do the same to a family member if you knew noone would ever find out ?

My family or the wife's? Do mother-in-laws count? I could really use that million.

Another million's on the table. All you have to do is sport a Hitler mustache for a full month in public and not tell anyone the reason why. Do you do it?

I would if I could grow facial hair.

Rain or sunshine?

Sunshine.

What is your favorite album of 2010 (so far)?

I really haven't checked out any new music as of late, so I can't really give you a fair answer.


Favorite salad dressing?

Don't each much salad, but normal "french dressing" (as you yanks call it) it good.


Pesto - Green or Red?

Green. Didn't know there was a red variety.

Do you come to a full & complete stop at stop signs or just slow down & coast?

Stop.

Has your life ever flashed before your eyes?

Nope - closest to it was when I was surfing as a hurricane was coming (big waves), got knocked off the board and the board came down and missed the "family jewels" by a a centimeter.

Ever been surfing and if so is Sex Wax truly the best for your stick?

Charlie don't surf.

What are you doing this weekend?

Gettin' laid hopefully!


Hot dog or hamburger?

Hamburgers without hesitation.

Larry King announced his retirement. Who would you like to see replace him?