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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:10 pm

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Jaws 4

Ohhhh man, how did it take this long for that one to get a mention?? I mean, "Jaws 3-D" was bad. But "4" was worse.

I actually paid $$ to see "Jaws: The Revenge" (aka Jaws 4) in a theatre in upstate NY when it first came out. If its legendary failure at the box office is anything to go by, I must be one of only a few dozen people on planet Earth who can make that claim.

I saw it at one of those cool old fashioned single-screen small town movie theatres (which were already a dying breed, even that many years ago) near my grandparents' house. I doubt my brother and I saw the name on the marquee and said "Cool, let's go see the new Jaws movie!"; more like it was the only movie theatre within 40 miles so we didn't have any other choices.


Nothing better than the shark getting impaled then exploding for no dicernable reason !

I felt like I was impaled after sitting through this movie.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:04 pm

STROKER ACE!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:22 am

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STROKER ACE!


lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:24 am

Man there are some lousy movies in this thread.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:35 am

Detuned's mention of "Stroker Ace" brought this one to mind:



When race car driver Brewster Baker is stopped at a gas station, parts are stolen from his race car. Then while in a diner in a small Texas town, he sees some people stealing parts from another car, and chases the thieves. When the thieves' van goes into a river, Brewster rescues them and discovers that they are orphaned children. The kids were stealing auto parts for a corrupt sheriff, who jails Brewster for breaking and exiting, larceny, resisting arrest and speeding. After the kids help break Brewster out of jail, Brewster reluctantly takes the children with him. Eventually, they form a friendship and bond.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:37 am

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Detuned's mention of "Stroker Ace" brought this one to mind:



When race car driver Brewster Baker is stopped at a gas station, parts are stolen from his race car. Then while in a diner in a small Texas town, he sees some people stealing parts from another car, and chases the thieves. When the thieves' van goes into a river, Brewster rescues them and discovers that they are orphaned children. The kids were stealing auto parts for a corrupt sheriff, who jails Brewster for breaking and exiting, larceny, resisting arrest and speeding. After the kids help break Brewster out of jail, Brewster reluctantly takes the children with him. Eventually, they form a friendship and bond.

Mmmmmmmm...Erin Gray....(*insert Homer Simpson drooling here*)

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:41 am

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Mmmmmmmm...Erin Gray....(*insert Homer Simpson drooling here*)



Ohhhhh yeah!

She was the highlight of the movie, if memory serves. She was also the only good thing about "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday."

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:13 am

She was the only reason I used to watch Buck Rogers.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:00 am

Fat Freddy wrote:
Detuned's mention of "Stroker Ace" brought this one to mind:



When race car driver Brewster Baker is stopped at a gas station, parts are stolen from his race car. Then while in a diner in a small Texas town, he sees some people stealing parts from another car, and chases the thieves. When the thieves' van goes into a river, Brewster rescues them and discovers that they are orphaned children. The kids were stealing auto parts for a corrupt sheriff, who jails Brewster for breaking and exiting, larceny, resisting arrest and speeding. After the kids help break Brewster out of jail, Brewster reluctantly takes the children with him. Eventually, they form a friendship and bond.

I guess Hollywood has gone through all the good movies to re-invent. According to a list that someone posted elsewhere 'round here, this "classic" is scheduled for a re-make.

Here's hoping for a starring role for Larry the Cable Guy and a sweet NASCAR tie-in. At which point the seventh seal will be broken and armageddon will be upon us. Prepare to meet thy maker, sinners.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:16 am

How about Eegah ? A very very boring movie starring Richard "Jaws" Kiel as a resurrected caveman. Man, what a dull movie !
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:27 am

Now this is the worst movie ever and I still own it.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:51 am

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How about Eegah ? A very very boring movie starring Richard "Jaws" Kiel as a resurrected caveman. Man, what a dull movie !

I've seen this is some of those gigantic collections on 3 disc sets but I've never actually seen it.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:54 am

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I was just thinking how cool you were then you posted this. For shame.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:56 am

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I was just thinking how cool you were then you posted this. For shame.

Dolemite is classic Kung Fu funkiness.

Yea, that one falls into the "it's-so-bad-it's-GOOD" category.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:46 pm

Kinda surprised that "Troll 2" hasn't been mentioned yet. I don't believe I've ever seen it myself, but that one seems to make a lot of people's "Worst Ever" list.

The reason I bring it up is cuz one of my Facebook friends recently sent me the trailer for a documentary (!) about "Troll 2" called "Best Worst Movie" -- apparently it's developed a "Rocky Horror" style cult following over the years. Who knew? The director of the documentary was one of the kids in "Troll 2" and he did the movie as kind of a "Where Are They Now?" about the rest of his fellow cast members. Looks like a lot of fun.


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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:54 pm

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Kinda surprised that "Troll 2" hasn't been mentioned yet. I don't believe I've ever seen it myself, but that one seems to make a lot of people's "Worst Ever" list.

I forgot about that one. They showed that on The This channel here in Sacramento. My family and I watched it and just about died from laughing.........
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:57 pm

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I was just thinking how cool you were then you posted this. For shame.

Dolemite is classic Kung Fu funkiness.

Yea, that one falls into the "it's-so-bad-it's-GOOD" category.

We'll just say that I cannot watch if with my wife is in the same zip code................ After all I do STILL own it.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:20 pm

What about Godzilla's Revenge?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:21 am

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What about Godzilla's Revenge?


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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:53 pm

Hey, FF! "Sleepaway Camp" rocks!


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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:14 pm

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Hey, FF! "Sleepaway Camp" rocks!

Ummm...no. No it doesn't.

I know my opinion is in the minority amongst horror geeks but I frickin HATED that movie. Awful, awful, awful.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:36 pm

I hope I didn't insult you with Godzilla's Revenge. I'm a big Godzilla fan myself. It's just that GR and a few other G movies are rather corny.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:53 pm

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I hope I didn't insult you with Godzilla's Revenge. I'm a big Godzilla fan myself. It's just that GR and a few other G movies are rather corny.

No worries. In actuality it is a pretty lousy movie; not enough monster action. Gaborah always cracked me up because he looks like a cat lizard.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:26 pm

hahahaha cat lizard, but then again where else can you see Minya talk?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst movie ever   Sat May 01, 2010 8:30 am

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R.O.T.O.R

Thank GOD I'm not alone in having witnessed this awe-inspiring cinematic abortion!

I saw it when I was like 12 or 13, and even THEN thought it sucked badly. I came across it on TV again about 2 or 3 years ago, and decided to sit through it again, just in case my tastes or appreciation had "broadened". Nah, it still sucked badly....

Another steaming turd I subjected myself to in years gone by:

Mutant Hunt

All I can say is WOW! They really would put just about ANYTHING to film back then. I love this review, as it sums up the flick pretty damn good:

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What in the name of God did I just witness? For anyone who is wondering if they should watch this movie (all 2 of you), leave it on the shelf unless you are planning on becoming a makeup artist. Let me explain. The story goes like this: Some evil woman is in this battle with some evil guy. Why? I don't know. This battle involves mutants/cyborgs. Why? I don't know. A foursome of heroes meet up with each other in hopes to disband the evil mutant army. Why? I don't know. They fight the mutants who seems to keep coming back to life and murdering civilians. Why? I don't know!!!

So here's the scoop: Either I'm an idiot who just didn't pay attention to this movie or this movie has absolutely no plot. This film is nothing more than a string of events strung together with cheesy music that sounds like something out of a homemade porno film and sound effects so bad, that they sound as if they were generated by someone slapping their hand against their knee and breaking some eggs on the kitchen floor.

The only saving grace of this film is the gore and makeup. This horrible picture really shows what the 80's horror genre was capable of when it comes to the blood factor. Some great stuff in here that still leaves me in shock of how it was pulled off, especially the mutant that helps the good guy; some great scenes with him. But otherwise, why bother with this crappy flick? The movie itself gets a 0 out of 10, but because of the gore and good f/x I'm giving it an overall 2/10.

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