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PostSubject: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:12 am

This is how to play, just take a popular last name and match it up with a first name that makes it sound terrible.....

I'll start with a few examples:

Don't name your kid Justin, if your last name is Case.

Don't Name your kid Robin, if your last name is Banks.

So anybody else have a few to share?

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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:54 am

Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls.
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:48 am

Don't name your kid Wayne if your last name is Kerr.

Don't name your kid Jenny if your last name is Taylor.

And I taught a girl named Summa Knight.
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:46 pm

Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.

http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:49 pm

Locky wrote:
Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.

http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html

Knew a guy in high school with Head as a last name. We used to joke that his real name was Richard....
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:36 pm

I went to high school with Harry Sachs.
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:18 pm

Or another classic Irish name is Michael Byrne (which as you may know is pronounced Burn), so yes you got it..... Micky Byrne Laughing (sounds painful)
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:45 pm

Leatherface wrote:
Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls.

lol, I new that one was coming....
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:47 pm

Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:50 pm

If TV talk show hostess/comedienne Bonnie Hunt...


had married the late country/western legend Eddie Rabbitt...


...she would've been Bonnie Rabbitt!!

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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:14 pm

Getizzyback wrote:
Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name!
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:20 am

thejokeriv wrote:
Getizzyback wrote:
Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name!

Not surprised, Mike and Hunt are pretty common, and parents a lot of times are clueless.

I remember in middle school, some dude named Al White used to catch a lot of flack, "How 'ya doing Al? Are you Al White"?
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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:07 am

I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.

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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:45 am

tohostudios wrote:
I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.

Oh yeah, that's a good one. First time I heard of that guy I said "That's not a name, that's a medical condition."

Betcha that poor b@stard went thru hell in high school with a handle like that huh?

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PostSubject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!   Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:13 am

That makes me think of that guy from the Titan's football team named Bo Scaife, just something about that name makes me think it's some kind of a diasese.
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