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Getizzyback
Metal graduate
Number of posts: 361
Age: 46
Registration date: 2009-02-24
|  Subject: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:12 am | |
| This is how to play, just take a popular last name and match it up with a first name that makes it sound terrible.....
I'll start with a few examples:
Don't name your kid Justin, if your last name is Case.
Don't Name your kid Robin, if your last name is Banks.
So anybody else have a few to share?
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Leatherface
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 4241
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 05, 2011 9:54 am | |
| Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls. |
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Sutekh
Metal master
Number of posts: 993
Age: 39
Registration date: 2008-05-22
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:48 am | |
| Don't name your kid Wayne if your last name is Kerr.
Don't name your kid Jenny if your last name is Taylor.
And I taught a girl named Summa Knight. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:46 pm | |
| Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.
http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html |
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thejokeriv
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 9071
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:49 pm | |
| | Locky wrote: | Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.
http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html |
Knew a guy in high school with Head as a last name. We used to joke that his real name was Richard.... |
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DeathCult
Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts: 6510
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-12-18
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 05, 2011 11:36 pm | |
| I went to high school with Harry Sachs. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Mon Jun 06, 2011 10:18 pm | |
| Or another classic Irish name is Michael Byrne (which as you may know is pronounced Burn), so yes you got it..... Micky Byrne  (sounds painful) |
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Getizzyback
Metal graduate
Number of posts: 361
Age: 46
Registration date: 2009-02-24
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:45 pm | |
| | Leatherface wrote: | | Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls. |
lol, I new that one was coming.... |
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Getizzyback
Metal graduate
Number of posts: 361
Age: 46
Registration date: 2009-02-24
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:47 pm | |
| Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?
Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt. |
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21099
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:50 pm | |
| If TV talk show hostess/comedienne Bonnie Hunt...  had married the late country/western legend Eddie Rabbitt...  ...she would've been Bonnie Rabbitt!!
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thejokeriv
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 9071
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:14 pm | |
| | Getizzyback wrote: | Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?
Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt. |
I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name! |
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Getizzyback
Metal graduate
Number of posts: 361
Age: 46
Registration date: 2009-02-24
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:20 am | |
| | thejokeriv wrote: | | Getizzyback wrote: | Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?
Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt. |
I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name! |
Not surprised, Mike and Hunt are pretty common, and parents a lot of times are clueless.
I remember in middle school, some dude named Al White used to catch a lot of flack, "How 'ya doing Al? Are you Al White"? |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts: 15361
Age: 51
Registration date: 2008-02-07
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:07 pm | |
| I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21099
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:45 pm | |
| | tohostudios wrote: | | I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name. |
Oh yeah, that's a good one. First time I heard of that guy I said "That's not a name, that's a medical condition."
Betcha that poor b@stard went thru hell in high school with a handle like that huh?
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Getizzyback
Metal graduate
Number of posts: 361
Age: 46
Registration date: 2009-02-24
| | Subject: Re: Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game! Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:13 am | |
| That makes me think of that guy from the Titan's football team named Bo Scaife, just something about that name makes me think it's some kind of a diasese. |
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