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T-Roy
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3611
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-07-27
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T-Roy
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3611
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-07-27
|  Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:23 pm | |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts: 14668
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-01
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:20 pm | |
| Chuck Norris is 70 today. And can still kick your ass. His wig, however, is 20.  Cue the "Chuck Norris" jokes...
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A legend in posting since February 1st, 2007
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 19927
Age: 41
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once tried a cigarette. The cigarette died from Chuck Norris cancer.
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"God's the ultimate playa, so naturally He's going to have some haters," rapper Ice Cube said. "But these haters need to realize that if you mess with the man upstairs, you will get your ass smote. True dat."
Check out my CD reviews and other geeky nonsense at HubPages! http://hubpages.com/profile/FatFreddysCat
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SideShowDisaSter
Moderator
Number of posts: 3277
Age: 33
Registration date: 2007-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:46 am | |
| Chuck Norris once brought a lamb back to life. He then killed it again, because the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.
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What a strange, strange freedom. Only free to choose my chains.
http://www.freewebs.com/sideshowdisaster
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SideShowDisaSter
Moderator
Number of posts: 3277
Age: 33
Registration date: 2007-01-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:58 am | |
| Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The universe is ever-expanding. It is trying to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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What a strange, strange freedom. Only free to choose my chains.
http://www.freewebs.com/sideshowdisaster
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 19927
Age: 41
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:21 pm | |
| Chuck Norris' d*ck is so big, it has its OWN d*ck.
One time Chuck Norris' d*ck's d*ck walked into a bar in Thailand and proceeded to drink an entire platoon of U.S. Marines under the table. Then it left and stuck them with the check.
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"God's the ultimate playa, so naturally He's going to have some haters," rapper Ice Cube said. "But these haters need to realize that if you mess with the man upstairs, you will get your ass smote. True dat."
Check out my CD reviews and other geeky nonsense at HubPages! http://hubpages.com/profile/FatFreddysCat
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9617
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 19927
Age: 41
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:19 pm | |
| | T-Roy wrote: | | I'm sitting there in my underwear this morning, |
Chuck Norris can see you sitting there in your underwear, T-Roy. Chuck Norris sees everything you do. And he hears the shrieking terror in your soul.
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"God's the ultimate playa, so naturally He's going to have some haters," rapper Ice Cube said. "But these haters need to realize that if you mess with the man upstairs, you will get your ass smote. True dat."
Check out my CD reviews and other geeky nonsense at HubPages! http://hubpages.com/profile/FatFreddysCat
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 4589
Age: 46
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:26 pm | |
| Chuck Norris drove thru New Jersey 40 years ago........who's your daddy bro. _________________  |
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........your missing my point......!!
