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GrandNational
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3385
Age: 32
Registration date: 2007-01-30
|  Subject: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:33 pm | |
| This made me laugh. Anyone wanna take a course? Maybe one day he wants to become a Billion Dollar Preacher: http://www.johnsanidopoulos.com/2011/10/learning-bible-with-alice-cooper.html |
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manny
mini boss
Number of posts: 13998
Age: 42
Registration date: 2008-08-05
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:35 pm | |
| I have to admit if my Sunday school teacher was a man named Alice, I would probably walk outside and make sure there where A & E reality TV cameras following me around, that would very surreal. |
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thejokeriv
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 9078
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-01-23
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| | manny wrote: | | I have to admit if my Sunday school teacher was a man named Alice, I would probably walk outside and make sure there where A & E reality TV cameras following me around, that would very surreal. |
I had to steal that for a FB post - that is awesome!!!!! |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts: 15608
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-02-10
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts: 15361
Age: 51
Registration date: 2008-02-07
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:26 am | |
| If my Sunday School teacher was Alice Cooper I'd definitely pay more attention than I did when it was Mr/Mrs Primproper.
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"Don't reenact scenes from 'Platoon' with Charlie Sheen."
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exact33
The King
Number of posts: 15608
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-02-10
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:42 am | |
| | tohostudios wrote: | | If my Sunday School teacher was Alice Cooper I'd definitely pay more attention than I did when it was Mr/Mrs Primproper. |
if you didnt, he would probably do something to you!!_________________  |
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9880
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:49 am | |
| I wish Alice had been my sunday school teacher. |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts: 15361
Age: 51
Registration date: 2008-02-07
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:50 am | |
| | Troublezone wrote: | | I wish Alice had been my sunday school teacher. |
Me too.
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"Don't reenact scenes from 'Platoon' with Charlie Sheen."
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GrandNational
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3385
Age: 32
Registration date: 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:05 am | |
| I wonder what his class topics consist of? "So today, we are going to talk about the beheading of John the Baptist. Next week we will discuss the sawing of half of the Prophet Isaiah. Any questions?"  |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts: 714
Age: 24
Registration date: 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:08 am | |
| If Alice Cooper actually showed up at my church, no one would recognize him but me. |
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EvyMetal
Baron Von 40oz.
Number of posts: 4208
Age: 22
Registration date: 2007-09-19
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:28 am | |
| I wonder how many fans are going to start showing up at his church |
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9880
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:31 am | |
| | GrandNational wrote: | | I wonder what his class topics consist of? "So today, we are going to talk about the beheading of John the Baptist. Next week we will discuss the sawing of half of the Prophet Isaiah. Any questions?" |
And don't forget the in-depth study of the book of Job and the hanging of Judas.
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Troublezone
Dog Will Hunt!
Number of posts: 9880
Age: 36
Registration date: 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:32 am | |
| | EvyMetal wrote: | | I wonder how many fans are going to start showing up at his church |
About the same amount that go to his restaurant. |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts: 714
Age: 24
Registration date: 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:19 am | |
| | Troublezone wrote: | | EvyMetal wrote: | | I wonder how many fans are going to start showing up at his church |
About the same amount that go to his restaurant. |
I'd show up just to see what it's actually like. He's only a substitute though, so no guarantees  |
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Jesusandmetal23
If it jams it jams
Number of posts: 992
Age: 113
Registration date: 2010-01-24
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Nov 11, 2011 7:51 am | |
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arachnoplasma
Metal student
Number of posts: 225
Age: 26
Registration date: 2011-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Learning the Bible with Alice Cooper Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:54 am | |
| My mom took me to Sunday school briefly. I remember one day they were teaching the kids about Noah's Ark, and the young female teacher asked the children to name all the sorts of animals Noah took into the Ark. Without hesitation, I shot my hand up excitedly and blurted out "BATS! SNAKES! SPIDERS!!!" I remember she just looked at me like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears. True story. I wish Alice had been my teacher that day.  |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts: 15608
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-02-10
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