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ultmetal
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Number of posts: 16193
Age: 45
Registration date: 2007-01-04
 |  Subject: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:56 pm | |
| I was checking out some death/thrash bands on YouTube and ran across Vaginal Discharge. What 12 year old prepubescent came up with that name?
I was also thinking about Satan. Now here is a band whose band name definitely held them back, especially since their name doesn't even reflect their lyrics.
Vicious Rumors, sounds like a glam band, but never were.
What are some other bad band names?
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Wurthless
Heart of Metal
Number of posts: 1769
Age: 21
Registration date: 2011-03-29
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:57 pm | |
| Well, Anal C u n t comes to mind... |
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Lurideath
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 2868
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-01-22
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:00 pm | |
| Well here's a few I think are horrendous names
Pretty Maids
Shok Paris
Bulletboys
Stryper
Leatherwolf |
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Grimmo
Metal student
Number of posts: 245
Age: 42
Registration date: 2009-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:19 pm | |
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ultmetal
Administrator
Number of posts: 16193
Age: 45
Registration date: 2007-01-04
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:22 pm | |
| Goblin C o c k
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Temple of Blood
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3682
Age: 37
Registration date: 2007-03-30
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:25 pm | |
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Grimmo
Metal student
Number of posts: 245
Age: 42
Registration date: 2009-07-20
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:29 pm | |
| | ultmetal wrote: | | Goblin C o c k |
Wow, haven't heard of these guys, ... but that is most definitely one bad band name.  |
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mc666
Master Sailboat
Number of posts: 7556
Registration date: 2007-01-21
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:41 pm | |
| Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages
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Vexer6
Metal student
Number of posts: 158
Age: 22
Registration date: 2010-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:53 pm | |
| "Iwrestledwithabearonce" is by far the worst band name i've ever heard. Pretty much every single pop-punk band in existence has a terrible name as well, there's Goo Goo Dolls, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, MxPx, Yellowcard, Snow Patrol, Fallout Boy. |
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mc666
Master Sailboat
Number of posts: 7556
Registration date: 2007-01-21
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Sole Survivor
Metal novice
Number of posts: 65
Age: 35
Registration date: 2011-10-17
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:03 pm | |
| Few comes to mind from (supposedly) metal- genre.. Afghan Wigs Bodies in the gear of AP Wykked Wytch Peter Pan Speedrock AllHelluja  |
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ultmetal
Administrator
Number of posts: 16193
Age: 45
Registration date: 2007-01-04
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:10 pm | |
| Job for a Cowboy
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Eyesore
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 5338
Age: 36
Registration date: 2009-10-22
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:28 pm | |
| Ex-Wolf.
My first band. Haha. _________________ "Happy people have no stories" —Therapy? Shock Totem | The Eyesore Times | Getcha Rocks Off   |
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GrandNational
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 3385
Age: 32
Registration date: 2007-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:32 pm | |
| | mc666 wrote: | Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages
(they are sometimes called 55, because there are 55 words in their name.) |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts: 714
Age: 24
Registration date: 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:34 pm | |
| Limp Bizkit
Seriously, who names their band after something like that...... |
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Eyesore
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 5338
Age: 36
Registration date: 2009-10-22
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:41 pm | |
| | The_Jayroh wrote: | Limp Bizkit
Seriously, who names their band after something like that...... |
Whitesnake. _________________ "Happy people have no stories" —Therapy? Shock Totem | The Eyesore Times | Getcha Rocks Off |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts: 15361
Age: 51
Registration date: 2008-02-07
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:14 pm | |
| Actually the band I just posted in the Listening thread has a really bad name IMO.
Flies On Fire
Love the band but what the hell is with that name??
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JBall_Z
Metal master
Number of posts: 726
Age: 47
Registration date: 2009-03-31
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:32 pm | |
| F**K The Facts
Big C**k
Christian Death
Impaled Nazarene
Jack Off Jill
For me, the worst band names include band names I'd be embarassed to ask about in a record store.
For example:
"Excuse me, do you have a CD by a band called Big C**k?"
"Excuse me, do you have a CD by a band called Anal C**t?"
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MetalH
Metal master
Number of posts: 639
Age: 26
Registration date: 2007-01-22
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:32 pm | |
| Always thought that Pink Cream 69 is a terrible name for a band... |
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts: 15361
Age: 51
Registration date: 2008-02-07
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:33 pm | |
| | MetalH wrote: | | Always thought that Pink Cream 69 is a terrible name for a band... |
Yeah, I was going to mention that one too but they always come up when we talk about this. Talk about a great, great band whose name has held them back...
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MetalH
Metal master
Number of posts: 639
Age: 26
Registration date: 2007-01-22
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:37 pm | |
| I agree. I would never have listened to them if not for the great reviews on this board and others! |
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SlaytanicPOWER
Metal master
Number of posts: 679
Age: 25
Registration date: 2009-04-08
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:43 pm | |
| ULTIMATUM... | Spoiler: | | | 
JKBRO |
But for real: About damn near all the grindcore/pornogrind bands
Visceranalspermatorgiasticpus
Spermswamp
Rectal Smegma
Reek Of Shits
Amputated Genitals
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jstate
Heart of Metal
Number of posts: 1844
Age: 39
Registration date: 2007-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:46 pm | |
| Tops on my list is the Killer Dwarfs. You'll never convince me that with a better name they won't have been bigger.
Chronical Diarrhoea Great crossover, horrible name. |
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arachnoplasma
Metal student
Number of posts: 225
Age: 26
Registration date: 2011-08-09
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:18 am | |
| "Hell Yeah!" still makes me roll my eyes.
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Leatherface
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 4244
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-05-08
| | Subject: Re: Worst Band Names... Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:31 am | |
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