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PostSubject: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:36 am

Hi anyone here had or have Hemorroids?How long did they last and what did u do to get rid of them?I have the external type that is just at the outside butt area and had the since last wednesday.I use an oitment creme type stuff like Preparation H.How long do these last usually?
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:56 am

Maybe it's just me, but a heavy metal forum is just about the LAST place I'd go for advice on hemorrhoids...

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:04 am

Why a heavy metal fan cant have hemorroids?
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:16 am

I had a hemorroids, but then I broke up with her and the pain instantly went away.
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:26 am

I hear they're a real pain in the ass.

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:44 am

sounds like a shitty situation to be in.

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:56 am

I can't think of a butt related joke (or be of any help - luckily for me).
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:00 am

I hear Hemmorroids are an issue in the Penn State Locker room
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:13 am

Well guess i wont get a serious answer here.LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:01 pm

Ok, this will sound grouse, so do not read any further if sqeamish


I had bad hemorroids / sores (external AND internal) on and in my anus after I was treated for cancer.
Had them for quite a few months.

As bad as it was,
I consider myself fortunate, as another guy in the same treatment ward developed them IN HIS MOUTH, and he was supposedly a pretty tough guy, but he couldn't eat solid food, maybe not any food (IV drip) and was in so much pain, he had tears every day. Really bad scene the nurses told me.

One nurse said many after chemotherapy, many develp herpes / hemmoroids for the first time, as all people have it laying dormant in their body or something.

For the pain, was prescribed
codeine contin,
elavil /ami-tryptaline (also called elavil) (which also lifts your mood like prozac/paxil/zoloft),
and Quinine (though that was specifically for leg cramps, it helped all pain in my lower backside too.
Prescription was stopped later due to reports doctors saying quinine had bad side effects).

Need a box of medical gloves, the non-latex, like nurses use,
and before starting anything, a jar of TUCKS.

TUCKS are round pads like gauze, but are cooling due to being saturated with Aloe, I think.

Creams
were I rubbed /on, using the throwaway gloves
-Xylocaine Oitment (lidocaine) whicvh numbs the pain (my best friend back then!)
-ratio-HEMCORTIC hemmorhidal ointment
-Calmoseptine ointment
- polytopic (non brand name is Polysporin) .
Also a box of medicated pads with aloe on them
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:13 pm

Dude went to doctor due to an issue in the rectum/anus area, itching and bleeding, ect. The doctor gave dude a prescription and sent him on his way. Two weeks later, dude goes back to doctor, angry...saying, "doctor, as good as those pills you gave me worked, I should of just shoved them up my butt"

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:27 pm

speed101 wrote:
Well guess i wont get a serious answer here.LOL

you do know us very well Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:20 pm

Funny thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:24 pm

So what the heck is a hemorroid anyway? A varicose vein on the butthole... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:33 pm

Troublezone wrote:
So what the heck is a hemorroid anyway? A varicose vein on the butthole... Laughing
Basically.

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:43 pm

its common in old folks....

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:55 pm

exact33 wrote:
its common in old folks....

...And women that gave birth.
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:03 pm

Troublezone wrote:
exact33 wrote:
its common in old folks....

...And women that gave birth.

and i am thankful i am neither...

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:52 pm

exact33 wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
exact33 wrote:
its common in old folks....

...And women that gave birth.

and i am thankful i am neither...

... yet Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:01 pm

snooloui wrote:
exact33 wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
exact33 wrote:
its common in old folks....

...And women that gave birth.

and i am thankful i am neither...

... yet Laughing

Give it time. The King has about 5-10 years before he experiences a royal pain in the ass.

On a serious note, hemmorhoids occurring in a young person can be a sign of high blood pressure.

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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:10 pm

Could also be not enough roughage in the diet, too much straining to do a #2.
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:12 pm

This whole thread is a pain in the *ss...
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:53 pm

QuothTheRaven wrote:
This whole thread is a pain in the *ss...

Meh. That joke was made years ago lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hemorroids?   Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:55 am

manny wrote:

Witch Hazel????

So, we have members from Hemo Riders MC here!

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