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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 5498
Age: 47
Registration date: 2008-02-10
|  Subject: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:30 am | |
| I am so metal......
...my ol' lady can stick a fridge magnet on my @$$ !
I am so metal....
....Chuck Norris flashes the horns when I am in his presence !
I am so metal....
....they won't let me into the rock and roll hall of fame as a tourist !
I am so metal....
....the scrap yard pays me money if I drive by !
I am so metal...
... my poop never floats ! _________________  |
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thejokeriv
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 9077
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-01-23
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:23 pm | |
| I am so metal my band got deleted from Wikipedia! |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts: 15608
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| I am so metal I got dumped by my employer as their mascot!! _________________  |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 5498
Age: 47
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:40 pm | |
| I am so metal....
....my dandruff can be pixked up with a magnet _________________ |
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thrashindeed
Metal novice
Number of posts: 13
Age: 19
Registration date: 2011-05-27
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:14 am | |
| I am so metal that my dad beats me at night |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts: 714
Age: 24
Registration date: 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:55 am | |
| I am so metal that I actually rock. |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts: 15727
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-01
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:50 pm | |
| I'm so metal...
The ringing of Big Ben in London is actually a recording of my testicles banging together.
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A legend in posting since February 1st, 2007
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21116
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:27 pm | |
| I'm so metal that I eat Brillo pads for breakfast and crap'em out as guitar strings for the members of Manowar.
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"Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants." -- President Hathaway, "Monsters vs. Aliens"
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts: 15727
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-02-01
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:38 pm | |
| I'm so metal...
Judas Priest named their album 'Screaming For Vengeance' after they saw me yell at the drive-thru window at McDonald's for forgetting the extra ketchup packets.
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A legend in posting since February 1st, 2007
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CRIMSONMASK
Metal student
Number of posts: 100
Age: 43
Registration date: 2011-08-29
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:14 pm | |
| I am so metal I smurf poo re-bar |
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21116
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 4:16 pm | |
| I'm so metal that I can shoot down an airplane simply by pointing my finger at it and shouting "BANG!"
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"Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants." -- President Hathaway, "Monsters vs. Aliens"
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 5498
Age: 47
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:15 pm | |
| I am so metal.....
if I sport some wood at the airport, the detectors go off _________________ |
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thejokeriv
Metal is Forever
Number of posts: 9077
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-01-23
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:22 pm | |
| | James B. wrote: | I am so metal.....
if I sport some wood at the airport, the detectors go off |
Well, I'm so metal I can even go though the metal detector and thus I end up getting gate raped by the TSA! |
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jerseyultifan+
Metal master
Number of posts: 625
Age: 47
Registration date: 2009-09-02
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 5498
Age: 47
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:29 pm | |
| I am so METAL......
....The TSA has me on a "special" list !
I am so METAL....
....if you look up "heavy metal" in the dictionary, my photo is right beside the definition.
I am so METAL....
.....I have my own symbol on the periodic table of elements ! _________________ |
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Mglaffas81
Heart of Metal
Number of posts: 1979
Age: 28
Registration date: 2007-11-25
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:56 pm | |
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James B is so metal, he needs a magnet to get hard
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TheDoctor'sScarf
Metal graduate
Number of posts: 492
Age: 92
Registration date: 2009-03-16
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:20 am | |
| I am so metal, that when I listen to it, I jizz mercury. |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts: 15608
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:51 am | |
| I am so metal my Crown attracts chicks. _________________ |
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 5498
Age: 47
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 2:51 am | |
| I am so metal....
.....bands wear shirts with my picture and name on it ! _________________ |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts: 15608
Age: 38
Registration date: 2007-02-10
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Fat Freddy
Lord of all PBR's
Number of posts: 21116
Age: 42
Registration date: 2007-02-21
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:00 am | |
| I am so metal that Eddie Trunk has never heard of me!
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"Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants." -- President Hathaway, "Monsters vs. Aliens"
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts: 5498
Age: 47
Registration date: 2008-02-10
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:13 am | |
| I am so METAL..... ........I HAVE heard of Ultimatum  _________________ |
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DallasBlack
Zooey Addict
Number of posts: 10456
Age: 32
Registration date: 2007-09-09
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:15 am | |
| I am so metal, I rust in the rain.
I am so metal, I'm the answer to the second song on the last Helloween album.
I am so metal, I can't get throuh airport security.
I am so metal, I'm affraid of magnets. |
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The_Jayroh
Metal master
Number of posts: 714
Age: 24
Registration date: 2011-06-04
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:16 am | |
| I'm so metal that I don't have a ring finger or middle finger on either hand.
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Leatherface
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts: 4244
Age: 40
Registration date: 2007-05-08
| | Subject: Re: The return of the I am so metal thread Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:38 am | |
| I'm so metal Laaz Rockit wrote a song about me. |
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