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PostSubject: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:13 pm

This was linked under the "50 Worst Band Photos Ever" article that Dark Horseman posted and is just as hilarious:

http://www.ugo.com/web-culture/worst-heavy-metal-tattoos

The mind boggles at the "House of Hair" backpiece, and the California KISS Raisins...

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:25 pm

This is why, when I had my mid-life crisis in my 30s, I opted for getting my ears pierced. Now that I'm older and more sane I just let the holes close up. If I'd gotten a tattoo, I'd be stuck with it.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:34 pm

God,those are downright terrible. Just amateurish jobs. I hope those people didn't pay too much for those. Tattoos can get rather expensive.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:59 pm

some of the art wasn't so bad. the Dimebag one at the end was fun & light hearted.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:04 pm

And some of the art was sucking the oxygen out of the universe. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:30 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:

The mind boggles at the "House of Hair" backpiece

Only because it included a lot of non-glam bands. It's like a denim jacked full of patches...without the jacket. I don't see anything wrong with it. Sure looks better than the Slipknot thing or that Atreyu (that's the kitten from the Neverending Story who was scared of two Statues and 'rode' a completely stoned dragon, that's not bad-ass Wink ) or that Ozzy thing...whatever the Smurf it want to say...Ozzy with a Newspaper?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:46 pm

tohostudios wrote:
This is why, when I had my mid-life crisis in my 30s, I opted for getting my ears pierced. Now that I'm older and more sane I just let the holes close up. If I'd gotten a tattoo, I'd be stuck with it.

Ill just buy a motorcycle and avoid poking holes in myself.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:04 pm

I never understood tattoos and piercings.
Back when i was younger and in school, lots of the girls got tramp stamps because it was the thing to have. Guys got some tribal crap or japanese stuff they don't even understand. I wondered: Why?
Same with piercings. Why do people want a ring through their nose as if they are some cows or bulls on a farm. I don't get it. It only destroys your body.
Back then they thought it was awesome, 10 years later 90% of them regret their tatoos and piercings but have to live with them til their last day.
Belly Button piercings are also weird. They don't look good and there's that whole fetish of drinking Champagne from a belly button...you can't do that when a piercing fills that hole Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:28 pm

ShadowAngel wrote:
It only destroys your body.
just how does it "destroy" your body? it modifies it to some degree, but it doesn't destroy it. no more than a circumcision or a haircut does.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:34 pm

I keep going back to that pic of the guy with the huge "SLAYER" on his back. I swear he must have done that one himself. Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:05 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:
I keep going back to that pic of the guy with the huge "SLAYER" on his back. I swear he must have done that one himself. Very Happy

The backwards "S" makes your theory seem feasable. Ya know "in the mirror" and probably "on the mirror" too. Definite tweaker move indeed !

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:02 pm

mc666 wrote:
some of the art wasn't so bad. the Dimebag one at the end was fun & light hearted.

Yea, I kinda liked that one too. The Slipknot one was pretty well-done, as far as the artwork goes.

The "Ozzy on a toilet" is based on a real photo...



While it still doesn't justify the cartoonish artwork, it was at least based in reality and not some sorta weird fantasy.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:04 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:
This was linked under the "50 Worst Band Photos Ever" article that Dark Horseman posted and is just as hilarious:

http://www.ugo.com/web-culture/worst-heavy-metal-tattoos

The mind boggles at the "House of Hair" backpiece, and the California KISS Raisins...


Please tell these are not real tattoos!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:14 pm

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Fat Freddy wrote:
I keep going back to that pic of the guy with the huge "SLAYER" on his back. I swear he must have done that one himself. Very Happy

The backwards "S" makes your theory seem feasable. Ya know "in the mirror" and probably "on the mirror" too. Definite tweaker move indeed !

I wonder if it's the same guy who carved the SLAYER logo in his arm, who got his pic in the booklet of the Divine Intervention (at least, I think it was Divine Intervention?) album...

Or at least, some guy tryin' to out-do that dude. "I can do better than THAT, I'm gonna get on the album cover!!!" Laughing very hard

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:17 pm

I"m gettin' one that says: Heat of Mertal.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:30 pm

Dark Horseman wrote:
I"m gettin' one that says: Heat of Mertal.


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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:31 pm

Dark Horseman wrote:
I"m gettin' one that says: Heat of Mertal.

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:34 pm

Dark Horseman wrote:
I"m gettin' one that says: Heat of Mertal.

Razz

please dont tell us where....

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:20 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:55 pm

mc666 wrote:
some of the art wasn't so bad. the Dimebag one at the end was fun & light hearted.

As was the Kiss as California Raisins. The only thing I don't like is the author's comments about Firehouse, Ratt, & Cinderella. Especially Cinderella as they were not bottom of the barrel, they were great blues based hard rock. There are many people who don't like hair metal but like Cinderella. Firehouse had some great underrated music and Ratt only had Jizzy Pearl for a short period of time when Ratt didn't even release any albums.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:14 pm

It's ok, we know the truth. It's easy to bag on hair metal, heck, I do it and I like a lot of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:05 pm

Kiss as California Raisins LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:54 am

The California Raisins as Kiss is kinda clever. Still doesn't justify getting it as a pemanent tattoo, but the conception and execution is pretty good.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:40 am

Now Kiss as Thundercats would call for a Tat.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Heavy Metal Tattoos   Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:23 pm

I liked the Dimebag one and the Kiss raisins. And the hair metal logo stuff was great too. Having a personal vendetta against hair metal doesn't make any of thoese tattooes bad.

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