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PostSubject: Tanning?   Wed May 02, 2012 6:27 pm

This is the result of tanning????
Forget the story about the kid, look at this person; she looks like she's covered in tar.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/tanning-booth-mom-says-arrest-taking-daughter-5-153138630.html

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Wed May 02, 2012 6:49 pm

Saw that - the woman looks SCARY. In fact, that is exactly how those Jersey Shore people's skin will look in 20 years.

BTW - If it's true that they have on video that the kid didn't go in to the tanning bed, it's another case of the nanny state overstepping their bounds. If what the woman says is true, I hope freakazoid sues the hell out of the police and the school.
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Wed May 02, 2012 8:53 pm

Saw this on the news this AM... and of course, the freak is from New Jersey. Yay! Another moron making my home state proud!!!

The kid looks fine. The mom, on the other hand, looks like a walking slab of beef jerky.

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Wed May 02, 2012 9:35 pm

What does she see when she looks in a mirror?
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Wed May 02, 2012 9:36 pm

wow. Someone needs to stay indoors for the rest of the year...

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 6:02 am

Wow. She actually tanned her skin til it's black. I doubt she'd really care whether or not her daughter goes to a tanning bed since she's obviously disregarded the side effects on herself. No doubt she's obsessed with trying to look good via tanning.
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 8:51 am

FF, posted on FB and asked him if this was a joke!!!

What is worse is that she is only 44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 9:20 am


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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 10:56 am

Yes Metalguy! That's the first thing I thought of, the lady from Something About Mary.
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 11:11 am

I was thinking she looked like an Oompa Loompa!
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 12:02 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 1:44 pm

Dark Horseman wrote:
What does she see when she looks in a mirror?

I hope she avoids mirrors.
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 1:46 pm

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In fact, that is exactly how those Jersey Shore people's skin will look in 20 years.

Supposedly one of the local morning news shows had "Snooki" from "Jersey Shore" on this morning and even SHE said this lady needs to quit tanning.

...that's like Mickey Mantle telling you that you need to quit drinking!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 2:09 pm

I only tan between my belt line and thighs.
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 2:57 pm

So three seconds and you're done. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 6:30 pm

calling Doctor Oz..that women is sick in the head
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 8:46 pm

Dark Horseman wrote:
So three seconds and you're done. affraid

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 10:02 pm

I don't tan, I burn and peel.
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 10:12 pm

DallasBlack wrote:
I don't tan, I burn and peel.

Oh, the woes of being really white. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 10:51 pm

Local news sez that all this publicity for Lady Leatherface led to her being contacted by police in her former home town... seems she has an outstanding arrest warrant there for writing bad checks some years back.

She sounds like a real prize all around.

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Thu May 03, 2012 10:53 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:
Local news sez that all this publicity for Lady Leatherface led to her being contacted by police in her former home town... seems she has an outstanding arrest warrant there for writing bad checks some years back.

She sounds like a real prize all around.

Sadly, that doesn't surprise me.

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Fri May 04, 2012 9:13 am

Wurthless wrote:
DallasBlack wrote:
I don't tan, I burn and peel.

Oh, the woes of being really white. Razz
I have the same curse. And my poor kids are even worse. They're like SHOCKING white our first rounds in the pool every Spring/Summer. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Fri May 04, 2012 12:31 pm

tohostudios wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
Local news sez that all this publicity for Lady Leatherface led to her being contacted by police in her former home town... seems she has an outstanding arrest warrant there for writing bad checks some years back.

She sounds like a real prize all around.

Sadly, that doesn't surprise me.

yeah. I am not shocked either.

I turn red when i get a tan - and I will stay that way unto almost November.

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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Fri May 04, 2012 12:45 pm

Pasty white people unite! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Tanning?   Fri May 04, 2012 12:48 pm

Dark Horseman wrote:
Pasty white people unite! lol!
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