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Boris2008
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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:09 am

James B. wrote:
My wife told me my girlfriend's vagina had a bump on it, and now she's jealous surprised

 Laughing very hard Laughing very hard 
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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:16 pm

I noticed how this guy made a point to mention Monster Energy Drink. I'm thinking this may have some secondary purpose (either that or he has to put product placement in his conspiracy posts to pay the bills).
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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:19 pm

Monster Energy Drink - the official beverage of tinfoil hat wearin' conspiracy freaks!

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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:38 pm

I've heard that consuming massive quantities of Monster Energy Drink helps one take a lot of craps.

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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:38 pm

Also, the acronym for Monster Energy Drink is MED.  I think this guys consumes a lot of MEDs.

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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:50 pm

I hope he wears his tinfoil hat shiny side out - that's the only way to deflect the thought control rays.
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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:56 am

Since the government uses the sewer to insert anal probes while folks take a dump, wager on dude using foil for a diaper instead of a hat.

That post made me wana put on some Warrior Soul \'arry \'eadbanger

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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:13 am

This blacking out every night was making me suspicious,all this time I thought I was just sleeping.Damn You cops! I hope you enjoyed it,cause I slept through the whole thing!  
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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:08 pm

It must be Paranoia Week on the internet. This is an actual post at another forum I frequent. (Note: any and all errors in grammar, punctuation, etc. are exactly as they were posted.)

Subject: Has anyone heard about Obama wanted a chip put in all of us?
I heard this is really true; been in the plans for years now and at least the Georgia governor has said none in that state will have to and I don't know about others. It is suppose to hold all of our medical records but also keep track of us so it is known where we are at all times, just like our cars and phones already are tracked.

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Hey, did you hear what some random guy on the internet said about President Obama? It has no basis in reality whatsoever but it makes him sound like an evil mastermind so it must be true, right??

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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:13 pm

Quote :
Listen to Charles Mingus or your d*** is gonna hurt.

That would look awesome on a t-shirt. Laughing very hard

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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:14 pm

Some representatives in Maryland are threatening to shut off the electricity and water to the NSA facility.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/02/11/maryland-lawmakers-want-to-cut-water-electricity-to-nsa-headquarters/

Of course this was reported by Fox News so it's probably 99% bullshit.  Razz 
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PostSubject: Re: Police and Government. Severe Pain. Must Read!!!   Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:21 pm

S.D. wrote:
Some representatives in Maryland are threatening to shut off the electricity and water to the NSA facility.  

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/02/11/maryland-lawmakers-want-to-cut-water-electricity-to-nsa-headquarters/

Of course this was reported by Fox News so it's probably 99% bullshit.  Razz 

The real news is that all US news reporting is bullshit. It's biased and leaves out tons of info going on in the world.
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