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PostSubject: Your most horrible moments    Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:35 pm

I once (whilst attending 4th grade, mind you) convinced a boy that Santa Clause didn't exist, and to my surprise he starting weeping. I also walk quite awkwardly with my feet pointed very much to each direction - my dad once parked in a parking spot made for handicapped, when he said; "Gustav, why don't you step out first". Germany also has these "female parking spots" that are much wider than normal parking spaces (NO LIE)  Laughing .
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PostSubject: Re: Your most horrible moments    Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:46 am

Santa Clause is a Tim Allen movie. Santa Claus is a fictional jolly twat.
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PostSubject: Re: Your most horrible moments    Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:40 pm

Told my wife she was over reacting about an ailment and when I got home from work discovered she had been admitted to intensive care for congestive heart failure.   (I WIN) Laughing very hard

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PostSubject: Re: Your most horrible moments    Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:06 pm

I decided to turn an 18 wheeler around on a dirt road and got it stuck in the middle of a road:



Top THAT!!!!*

*Important to know, nobody got hurt and apart from the truck & trailer, no property was damaged. This was on a back road mostly used by farm equipment, I wouldn't have tried that on a busy road. Needless to say I am not driving anymore and though I guarantee I wouldn't do something so stupid again, it's for the best.
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PostSubject: Re: Your most horrible moments    Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:18 pm

James B. wrote:
Told my wife she was over reacting about an ailment and when I got home from work discovered she had been admitted to intensive care for congestive heart failure.   (I WIN) Laughing very hard

You definitely win!
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PostSubject: Re: Your most horrible moments    Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:09 pm

James B. wrote:
Told my wife she was over reacting about an ailment and when I got home from work discovered she had been admitted to intensive care for congestive heart failure.   (I WIN) Laughing very hard

Barring someone saying, "I cut out my best friend's still-beating heart and ate it while he watched," I'm pretty sure that can't be topped...  Laughing very hard 

DallasBlack wrote:
I decided to turn an 18 wheeler around on a dirt road and got it stuck in the middle of a road:

Considering the number of times the underside of my car has scraped curb or some dip that was less shallow than I thought, I'm amazed stuff like this doesn't happen more often with trucks. I probably would have made the same mistake..

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PostSubject: Re: Your most horrible moments    Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:42 am

My mom fell one morning while getting out of bed and broke her hip.When I went to the hospital to see her I said,"You'll do anything to get out of work".
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