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PostSubject: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 5:26 pm

lol!


These kind of loonies still exist?



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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 5:32 pm

Haha, people exists, so yes, they do exist. In comparison to this, some people think it's still the 1980's without a shadow of doubt in their mind. I personally haven't really got out of 1994.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:04 pm

GrandNational wrote:
lol!


These kind of loonies still exist?





Wow. Just wow. That woman has read one too many Chick Tracts. And she doesn't even have a southern accent; I thought most of these people only existed in the southern states these days.

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:33 pm

I dunno. She went about it in a calm and well spoken manor. Not a bad little presentation. She didn't fluster her words, get angry or anything like that. I don't agree with the message, but she gets top marks for public speaking.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:42 pm

I think that actually makes her scarier.

If she was ranting and raving she'd be easy to dismiss as a raving lunatic. The fact that this sounds like a well-thought out opinion worries me more.

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 6:43 pm


Good grief. Here I thought this lady was gonna say "Monster is Satanic because they sponsored the OzzFest tour, and Ozzy is eeeeeeeeeee-vil," but she went WAY deeper than expected.
Never tried Monster but I firmly believe that Red Bull is distilled from the urine of Satan. That stuff is NAAAAASTY!! Bllleeeeeeecccch!!

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:11 pm

That Monster conspiracy has been floated around for ages; even a local pastor here has made the same claims. Funny thing is, the "claw mark" closely resembles THREE OTHER numbers--not just 6.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 7:20 pm

Monster should make this part of their ad campaign. "We guarantee that Satan himself personally spanks off into every can. 666 d00dz!"

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:06 pm

I much prefer Full Throttle when it comes to energy drinks. Too bad they stopped producing Full Throttle Unleaded.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:12 pm

Full Throttle was always my choice as well, but more for the motorcycle on the can--I couldn't really say the differences between brands.

Now I hate the stuff. It's quite disgusting and always failed at delivering any kind of 'kick.'
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:55 am

Satan has exclusive rights over decaffeinated coffee sick

He wouldn't waste his time with this stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:58 am

Wow. Laughing very hard
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:05 am

I bet the clothes she is wearing weren't made by a Christian company either! Crazy stuff! I love MILF's, in fact I am married to one! AND we are both Christians!
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:55 am

Boris2008 wrote:
Satan has exclusive rights over decaffeinated coffee sick

He wouldn't waste his time with this stuff.

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:19 pm

At the end of the day, you can read anything into anything. I washed my cup in work today, Satan must be coming for me, I NEVER do that haha. Most Christians I know are excellent people. I just hope people can see past the crazy. Regardless, it's a great advert for Monster.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:05 pm

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:46 pm

Monster may have a cool celebrity endorsement there, but you can't beat Rockstar and Nos.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:14 am

If people are unaware of a subliminal message, are they guilty of disrespecting God? Some stuff could be true and some might be just a coincidence...
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Tue Nov 11, 2014 8:22 am

**facepalm**
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Tue Nov 11, 2014 9:59 am

People get excited about all kinds of silly things.

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:16 pm

Amen to that!
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 17, 2014 5:46 pm

Bah. Everybody knows Rip It Energy Fuel is the work of Satan.
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:25 pm

That was SOOO out of Decline of Western Civ. the Metal Years when that lady throws up the horns and tells us how three 6's live in our fingers...
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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:13 am

tohostudios wrote:
I think that actually makes her scarier.

If she was ranting and raving she'd be easy to dismiss as a raving lunatic.  The fact that this sounds like a well-thought out opinion worries me more.

I'm in agreement here. It's the quiet ones you have to worry about.

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PostSubject: Re: MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!   Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:34 am

You see the hot chick trying to debunk the older woman's argument -
now that's a Devil chick - that convinces us back - to heart attacks !
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