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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:23 am


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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sun Jun 07, 2015 3:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:18 am

My buddy had the dj play a Korn song at his wedding reception. I forget which song it was (it was over 10 years ago now), but I thought that was completely inappropriate at such a formal occasion.

EDIT: I texted him this weekend and asked what song it was. 'Freak on a Leash'. At his wedding reception. And he's still married to the same gal. What a trooper she is.


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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:36 pm

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Community Property by Steel Panther

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sat Jun 13, 2015 6:14 pm



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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:09 pm

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S.F.C.C. by The Mentors.

Wouldn't pretty much their whole catalog fit this bill?
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Wed May 10, 2017 6:04 pm

Required Fields wrote:
UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:
S.F.C.C. by The Mentors.

Wouldn't pretty much their whole catalog fit this bill?

Obviously, but "S.F.C.C." is particularly wedding-unfriendly because it sez in the lyrics "If you wanna be my wife, you'll be doin' it all yer life!"

Any bride who hears that song played at her wedding reception would do well to run out of the room, hop in the limo and never come back. Laughing very hard

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Wed May 10, 2017 6:07 pm

Fat Freddy wrote:
Required Fields wrote:
UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:
S.F.C.C. by The Mentors.

Wouldn't pretty much their whole catalog fit this bill?

Obviously, but "S.F.C.C." is particularly wedding-unfriendly because it sez in the lyrics "If you wanna be my wife, you'll be doin' it all yer life!"

Any bride who hears that song played at her wedding reception would do well to run out of the room, hop in the limo and never come back. Laughing very hard

Sure... but any bride that would "get the joke" is a total keeper!
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Fri May 12, 2017 9:31 pm

I once saw on you tube - the bride and groom singing " Love Gun "
I'm astounded at the divorce rate of today - 7 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.
There's a talk show on the radio....where it's for men to call in....
and the dj radio man - gives legal advice....etc....
Women - for sure - come out smelling like a bed of roses !
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Fri May 12, 2017 10:14 pm

Glower wrote:
I'm astounded at the divorce rate of today - 7 out of 10 marriages end in divorce.

I'm pretty sure that's not the case.  Even the oft-quoted 50% figure has been shown to be too high.
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sat May 13, 2017 7:30 pm

Here's another one.

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sun May 14, 2017 12:13 am

This one might not go over too well with your newly acquired in-laws lol
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sun May 14, 2017 6:21 pm

I wanted Alice Coopers Welcome to my Nightmare. I didnt get it. Maybe for my funeral?
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Sun May 14, 2017 6:32 pm

I once heard 'F*ck Martinez' by 2 Live Crew at a wedding.....I still wonder why.
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Mon May 15, 2017 10:39 am

At my brother's wedding, the bride requested 'Crazy B*tch' by Buckcherry for her and all her girlfriends to dance to. Funny how prophetic the song turned out to be and they were divorced 2 years later.

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Mon May 15, 2017 10:44 am

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At my brother's wedding, the bride requested 'Crazy B*tch' by Buckcherry for her and all her girlfriends to dance to. Funny how prophetic the song turned out to be and they were divorced 2 years later.

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Mon May 15, 2017 12:21 pm

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For-U2
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Fri May 19, 2017 7:10 pm

Love Is For Suckers- Twisted Sister

Unless you're marrying for money
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Wed May 24, 2017 3:24 pm

Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her) - G N' R is probably not a good song for the wedding.
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Wed May 24, 2017 4:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Wed May 24, 2017 4:37 pm

the bird dance. WTF is that anyway? Inappropriate for weddings or any gathering of humans with working ears.
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Wed May 24, 2017 11:45 pm

A lot of Dokken songs probably qualify, especially "Just Got Lucky".
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Fri May 26, 2017 7:52 am

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Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her) - G N' R is probably not a good song for the wedding.

I was just thinking of this one so ill add

Back off B*tch
Double Talkin Jive
Locomotive
Anything Goes
Its So Easy

and thats just GNR lol
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Tue May 30, 2017 10:23 am

That song Love Stinks is a good one
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 innapropriate wedding songs   Tue May 30, 2017 10:27 am

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