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Metal graduate

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PostSubject: MetalGuy's Primate thread   Thu Sep 24, 2015 2:37 pm

Being enamoured with MetalGuy's tasteful and lavish selection of simian avatars, I would like to give the honor to him to open up this thread with a formal introduction to the simian subculture.

Basically, what I'm asking you, MetalGuy, is to give us a rundown of how you came to be so fanatical about apes and which are your most/least favorites, etc. Also, give us a thorough analysis between the delightful and enthralling characteristics of each one.

We need enlightenment on your thoughts regarding the world of primates. Smile
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Bukkake Tsunami

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PostSubject: Re: MetalGuy's Primate thread   Thu Sep 24, 2015 4:44 pm

I was bitten by a monkey as a kid. Honest to God true story. He didn't draw blood or anything, but clamped down on my finger pretty good.

It was at a shopping mall and a guy had a little money that did tricks and whatnot. My mom gave me money to put in the cup and when I reached towards him, he bit me.

Guess I've been fascinated with them ever since. So much like us.

So much like us.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Metal is in my blood
Metal is in my blood

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PostSubject: Re: MetalGuy's Primate thread   Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:47 pm

Do you enjoy Planet of the Apes?

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