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PostSubject: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:22 am

No, it's not a new band... It's a Kung Fu technique taught by a Chinese master, whose students develop Balls Of Steel!!



All I can say is "yikes."

"Iron Crotch" would be an awesome band name, though.

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:56 am

lol!

I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.
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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:41 am

007 wrote:
lol!

I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.

after Galactic Empire I was expecting the same!

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:54 am

007 wrote:

I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.

If I ever form a band, I am hereby officially claiming the "Iron Crotch" name!!

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:00 am

Fat Freddy wrote:
007 wrote:

I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.

If I ever form a band, I am hereby officially claiming the "Iron Crotch" name!!

Iron Crotch Killen Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:14 am

exact33 wrote:
Fat Freddy wrote:
007 wrote:

I thought for sure this was a thread about a jokey band.

If I ever form a band, I am hereby officially claiming the "Iron Crotch" name!!

Iron Crotch Killen Razz

That's it. Right there. BEST. BAND NAME. EVER. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:16 am

affraid

Sadly, it's a skill that will only be learned by the current generation, as their will be no descendants generated from their mashed loins to pass this onto.

Is there a practical use for this that a standard cup can't provide? Perhaps just not get slammed in the apple sack?

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 10:20 am

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Is there a practical use for this that a standard cup can't provide? Perhaps just not get slammed in the apple sack?

I dunno, but imagine if you got into a fight with one of these iron-balls practitioners in a bar, you give him a shot to the stones, and the guy doesn't even flinch. You'd be like "I am in BIG trouble." Laughing very hard

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:59 pm

MetalGuy71 wrote:
affraid

Sadly, it's a skill that will only be learned by the current generation, as their will be no descendants generated from their mashed loins to pass this onto.

Is there a practical use for this that a standard cup can't provide? Perhaps just not get slammed in the apple sack?

either that or these folks sperm are really really really resilient!

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PostSubject: Re: Iron Crotch   Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:08 pm

I would imagine that their voices must be very high & squeaky too... Laughing very hard

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