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PostSubject: Misheard lyrics   Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:27 pm

Many, many people mishear lyrics and those misheard words sometimes become 'truth'. Example: Smoke on the Water- slow talkin' Walter (and fire engine guy) OR CCR, 'there's a bathroom on the right'.

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I had a roomie who was convinced Hendrix was gay! 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'. Over the years, I've heard dozens of misheard lyrics, have you?
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:07 pm

From Back On The Chain Gang by The Pretenders - Bring me some mayonnaise when I see what they've done to you

Or Killer Queen by Queen - She's a killer queen got ya some cheddar cheese dynamite and a recipe guaranteed to blow your mind
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:14 pm

Loudness ' Wolk and will crazy nights ' ...I read that one on this forum.
But this is Doctor Demento...or Wierd Al - territory.
Bon Jovi " Livin' on my hair "
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:11 pm

Plush by Stone Temple Pilots - Where you goin' with the master plan?
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:49 pm

i think it's the funniest with bands that have growled vocals. for instance, there's a between the buried and me song that has a line that i swear to god sounds exactly like, "A DORITO!!!" (actual lyrics: "under it all...") and it kills me.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 02, 2017 10:25 am

Alice Cooper. Teenage lament. I heard what a drag it is in these Golda Meir jeans instead of what a drag it is in these gold lame jeans. I was young and figured golda meir was a fashion designer
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 02, 2017 11:11 am

Seven Witches, "Metal Tyrant"

Actual line: "Resilient power, burning bright"
What I hear: "Brazilian power, burning bright"

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 02, 2017 2:39 pm

Beastie Boys "Paul Revere"

Actual line: What do we have here an outlaw and his beer
What I hear: What do we have here an a**hole and his beer

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 02, 2017 6:55 pm

I always go back to this classic when this topic comes up:


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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 02, 2017 9:25 pm

On Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust", there is a part in the middle or toward the end when Freddy yells something that sounds like "I'm not adopted". Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed May 03, 2017 8:37 am

Black Sabbath - Time Machine

The line "You'll see you've got invisible chains" I misheard as "You'll see the garden bishop of change." Lol! I could not figure out what a garden bishop was.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed May 03, 2017 9:15 am

Another one for me Beastie Boys Slow & Lo

Actual Line: Cash on Delivery like a COD
What I hear: Castle Delivery like a COD

figured it was another ref to White Castle as according to the song White Castle Fries only come in one size
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed May 03, 2017 4:14 pm

I think we had done a thread like this a long time ago...

Song: Blinded by the Light
Lyric: Racked up like a deuce
Misheard lyric: Wrapped up like a doosh
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 30, 2017 1:25 pm

In the song "Murder of a God" by Torture Squad, it sounds like the chorus is "Motherf*cker!" instead of the song title being repeated.

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 30, 2017 1:59 pm

Troublezone wrote:
I think we had done a thread like this a long time ago...

Song: Blinded by the Light
Lyric: Racked up like a deuce
Misheard lyric: Wrapped up like a doosh

I forgot about this one.....I've been mishearing this since I was a kid.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 30, 2017 2:55 pm

Troublezone wrote:
I think we had done a thread like this a long time ago...

Song: Blinded by the Light
Lyric: Racked up like a deuce
Misheard lyric: Wrapped up like a doosh

I've always been a big Springsteen fan, so that one never got me. On his version he clearly sings Revved up like a deuce.

One that always got me was Bennie and the Jets by Elton John:

What I heard: Oh the weed it's so wonderful.
Lyric: Oh they're weird and they're wonderful
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 30, 2017 4:30 pm

good song right there
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 30, 2017 4:56 pm

I now feel like a total dumbshit, but until a couple of years ago, I always thought Dave was singing "I have no love in Korea". You can figure out how stupid that sounds now.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue May 30, 2017 6:02 pm

"Smiling Faces"
Actual lyric..."take my advice cause I'm only trying to school you"
What the kid in me heard..."take my advice cause I'm only trying to screw you"

"Benny & The Jets"
Actual lyric..."she got electric boots, a mole-hair suit"
What the kid in me heard..."she got electric boobs, a polar suit"

"Never Enough"
Actual lyric..."why ya gotta be such a dictator"
What I heard..."why ya gotta be such a dik-taker"

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed May 31, 2017 10:03 am

DeathCult wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
I think we had done a thread like this a long time ago...

Song: Blinded by the Light
Lyric: Racked up like a deuce
Misheard lyric: Wrapped up like a doosh

I've always been a big Springsteen fan, so that one never got me. On his version he clearly sings Revved up like a deuce.

One that always got me was Bennie and the Jets by Elton John:

What I heard: Oh the weed it's so wonderful.
Lyric: Oh they're weird and they're wonderful

After double checking... The version I was referring to is the Manfred Mann cover of the song which apparently is "Revved up like a deuce". The original version written by Springsteen is "Cut loose like a deuce"...
Regardless, the Manfred Mann version sounds like he says doosh instead of deuce.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed May 31, 2017 12:15 pm

Fueled By Fire - Thrash Is Back

Actual Line - "Saying thrash is back with a fist in the air."
What I Heard - "Satan is back with a fist in the air."

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sun Jun 18, 2017 10:57 pm

Demolition Hammer - Human Dissection

Misheard lyric: Consuming mascara from a whore...
Actual lyric: Exhuming viscera from a corpse...


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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:47 pm

In a "misheard lyrics" thread on Facebook today, I saw someone sez her 11 year old mistook the chorus of "Smooth Up In Ya" by the BulletBoys as "School of Ninjas."

...I actually like that better Laughing very hard

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