When Lemmy got his action figure:

"I said to the guy, 'Are you going to put a dick on it?' He said no. I said, 'It's not really an action figure then, is it? It's not going to get much action.'"

Lemmy rules!

My favorite Lemmy story was when someone told him he should drink more water and he put a few extra ice cubes in his Jack and Coke.

Lemmy is silly

Lemmy has been a "quote machine" for his entire career. I can never read an interview with him without cracking up at least once.

The first time I saw them back in 1991 he told the crowd "We have a new album out, it's called 1916, and you should all go out and buy it immediately because it's f**king GENIUS!" haha

I don't agree with Lemmy's anarchy philosophy but I do like his sense of humor (albiet twisted). One such instance was when he was asked why he did the theme song for pro wrestler HHH, his reply was basically "for the f**king money". Lemmy does indeed rule!

haha good stuff.