Haha, this is always fun.

A couple of Def Leppard ones

Let's Get Rocked
Actual lyric: I'm your average, ordinary everyday dude / Drivin' with my baby, to get her in the mood.

Misheard lyric: I'm your average, ordinary everyday dude / Drivin' with my baby, together in the nude.

Action! Not Words
Actual lyric: Shock me / make it electric / shock me / make it last.
Misheard lyric: F*ck me / make it electric / f*ck me / make it last.

In the song I am leaving you, I misheard almost the whole song
I use to think it said
"I can't sing", "you shouldn't feel so good",
"????????? until I come back ????"

It is: "I can't stay". "you souldn't feel so blue ", "keep me in your mind until I come back to you "

Lizzy Borden - Den of Thieves


Here's what I hear...

"We're the dealers, we'll steal your soul
Don't get too close, on with the show
I'm your host here; oblivion, i'm full of sin and chef's salad"


You owe it to yourself to listen to that.

Metallica - "Battery"

Actual lyric: Powerhouse of energy
What it sounded like to me: Power of the manatee

*was all the more funny because I have a friend who's ex-girlfriend we nicknamed the manatee (long story how it came to be)

One from junior high, we argued this endlessly.

Pilot- Magic

"Whoa, whoa, whoa it's my dick, you know, never believe it's not so."

Just shows you where our minds were at I guess.

Loudness - Shadows of War (a.k.a. Ashes in the Sky)
Actual lyrics: Never talk to guardian angels
Misheard lyrics: They were taunted by the ninjas

Roy Orbison/VH-Pretty Woman

actual lyric-pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
misheard lyric-pretty woman, want some potted meat?

Kiss - God of Thunder

Actual lyric: The spell your under

Mis-heard lyric: I'll smell your heartburn

My son would be singing that in his room when he was five years old. He was convinced that it was heartburn. I think of that every time I hear that song now.

Years ago I was driving with a few of my friends and we were listening to the first Dangerous Toys album. About halfway thru the song "Feels Like A Hammer," one of the guys piped up "What the f*ck is this guy saying? Feels like a Hemorrhoid?" -- I laughed so hard I damn near drove off the road. That song has been totally ruined for me ever since that day, every time I listen to that DT album and that song comes on I still sing the "wrong" version.

From Alice In Chains' "Bleed the Freak"

Correct lyric: "These stand for me..."

Misheard lyric: "Cheese steak for me..."

Onslaught - Blood Upon the Ice
Actual lyrics: Does the madman plead insane
Misheard lyrics: Just a madman deep inside

Candlemass - Dark Reflections
Actual lyrics: The demons of fear tearing my sad soul apart
Misheard lyrics: Demons of fear tearing my a$$hole apart

Finally someone listened to it.

It was worth the wait too, I'll bet. That HAS to be what he's saying.

Razor - Speed Merchants
Actual lyrics: Speed merchants, we sweat and go insane
Misheard lyrics: Speed merchants, speed merchants, go with Satan!

megadeth-sweating bullets most people have no idea what he says at the end of the first verse. At least alot of my friends.

Actual Lyrics:Nice Story Tell It To Readers Digest
Misheard Lyrics:l;akdsfjailsghjlakgjdoisflkgjoghgk

Overthrow - Abduction of Life
Actual lyrics: Catatonic, alcoholic
Misheard lyrics: Damaged mind, alcoholic

Slayer - Piece by Piece

"no emo smurf poo, thrash is all i need!"

what it really says

"No emotion, flesh is all i need"

oops

i liked it better before i checked the lyrics

yeah that misheard I think is cooler

For years I thought ELO's, "Don't Bring Me Down" had the word Bruce until I went to songlyrics.com and found out it was the German word "Groos". It is supposedly an old Tuetonic word meaning hello. But, everytime I hear it, I still sing Bruce! Peace.

Megadeth - Holy Wars
Actual Lyrics: Next thing you know they'll take my thoughts away.
Misheard Lyrics: Next thing you know he'll take my balls away.