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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:41 pm

Haha, this is always fun.

A couple of Def Leppard ones

Let's Get Rocked
Actual lyric: I'm your average, ordinary everyday dude / Drivin' with my baby, to get her in the mood.

Misheard lyric: I'm your average, ordinary everyday dude / Drivin' with my baby, together in the nude.

Action! Not Words
Actual lyric: Shock me / make it electric / shock me / make it last.
Misheard lyric: F*ck me / make it electric / f*ck me / make it last.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:37 pm

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Slayer - Angel of Death
Actual lyrics: Monarch to the kingdom of the dead
Misheard lyrics: Mocking the kingdom of the dead


I always thought it was "Monitorer of the kingdom of the dead". Me and some friends may be doing this one for the talent show at school pretty soon.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:25 am

tohostudios wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

You've probably seen this before but I still think it's hilarious.

It is very funny, I remember to see another like this one before, I'll try to get it
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:38 am

In the song I am leaving you, I misheard almost the whole song
I use to think it said
"I can't sing", "you shouldn't feel so good",
"????????? until I come back ????"

It is: "I can't stay". "you souldn't feel so blue ", "keep me in your mind until I come back to you "
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:12 pm

Lizzy Borden - Den of Thieves


Here's what I hear...

"We're the dealers, we'll steal your soul
Don't get too close, on with the show
I'm your host here; oblivion, i'm full of sin and chef's salad"


You owe it to yourself to listen to that.Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:55 pm

Metallica - "Battery"

Actual lyric: Powerhouse of energy
What it sounded like to me: Power of the manatee

*was all the more funny because I have a friend who's ex-girlfriend we nicknamed the manatee (long story how it came to be)
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:49 pm

One from junior high, we argued this endlessly.

Pilot- Magic

"Whoa, whoa, whoa it's my dick, you know, never believe it's not so."

Just shows you where our minds were at I guess.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:32 pm

Loudness - Shadows of War (a.k.a. Ashes in the Sky)
Actual lyrics: Never talk to guardian angels
Misheard lyrics: They were taunted by the ninjas
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:42 pm

Roy Orbison/VH-Pretty Woman

actual lyric-pretty woman, won't you pardon me?
misheard lyric-pretty woman, want some potted meat?
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:40 am

Kiss - God of Thunder

Actual lyric: The spell your under

Mis-heard lyric: I'll smell your heartburn

My son would be singing that in his room when he was five years old. He was convinced that it was heartburn. I think of that every time I hear that song now.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:45 am

Years ago I was driving with a few of my friends and we were listening to the first Dangerous Toys album. About halfway thru the song "Feels Like A Hammer," one of the guys piped up "What the f*ck is this guy saying? Feels like a Hemorrhoid?" -- I laughed so hard I damn near drove off the road. That song has been totally ruined for me ever since that day, every time I listen to that DT album and that song comes on I still sing the "wrong" version.

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:08 pm

From Alice In Chains' "Bleed the Freak"

Correct lyric: "These stand for me..."

Misheard lyric: "Cheese steak for me..."

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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:09 pm

Onslaught - Blood Upon the Ice
Actual lyrics: Does the madman plead insane
Misheard lyrics: Just a madman deep inside
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:00 pm

Candlemass - Dark Reflections
Actual lyrics: The demons of fear tearing my sad soul apart
Misheard lyrics: Demons of fear tearing my a$$hole apart
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:05 pm

spectrefate wrote:
Lizzy Borden - Den of Thieves


Here's what I hear...

"We're the dealers, we'll steal your soul
Don't get too close, on with the show
I'm your host here; oblivion, i'm full of sin and chef's salad"


You owe it to yourself to listen to that.Smile

Oh man, that is spot on. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:06 pm

Finally someone listened to it. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:08 pm

It was worth the wait too, I'll bet. That HAS to be what he's saying. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:13 pm

Razor - Speed Merchants
Actual lyrics: Speed merchants, we sweat and go insane
Misheard lyrics: Speed merchants, speed merchants, go with Satan!
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:22 pm

megadeth-sweating bullets most people have no idea what he says at the end of the first verse. At least alot of my friends.

Actual Lyrics:Nice Story Tell It To Readers Digest
Misheard Lyrics:l;akdsfjailsghjlakgjdoisflkgjoghgk
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:14 pm

Overthrow - Abduction of Life
Actual lyrics: Catatonic, alcoholic
Misheard lyrics: Damaged mind, alcoholic
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:17 pm

Slayer - Piece by Piece

"no emo smurf poo, thrash is all i need!"

what it really says

"No emotion, flesh is all i need"

oops

i liked it better before i checked the lyrics
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:50 pm

yeah that misheard I think is cooler lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:12 pm

For years I thought ELO's, "Don't Bring Me Down" had the word Bruce until I went to songlyrics.com and found out it was the German word "Groos". It is supposedly an old Tuetonic word meaning hello. But, everytime I hear it, I still sing Bruce! Peace.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:42 pm

Megadeth - Holy Wars
Actual Lyrics: Next thing you know they'll take my thoughts away.
Misheard Lyrics: Next thing you know he'll take my balls away.


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PostSubject: Re: Misheard lyrics   Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:47 pm

the sentinel wrote:
For years I thought ELO's, "Don't Bring Me Down"
had the word Bruce until I went to songlyrics.com and found out it was
the German word "Groos". It is supposedly an old Tuetonic word meaning
hello. But, everytime I hear it, I still sing Bruce! Peace.

I always sing it "Bruce" as well. lol!
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