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PostSubject: Why Men are Happier   Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:35 pm



Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station bathroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. morning suit rental $100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is 1.99 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.






No wonder men are happier.

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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:02 pm

Laughing very hard
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:07 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:27 pm

That was....AWESOME
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:25 am

DeathCult wrote:
That was....AWESOME

and all true. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:55 pm

Perfect!!!

That's so spot-on!!

We don't menstrate....that's another plus.


I love the play with toys thing. So true, especially having kids.

Funny, just this morning I continued to work on the garage, transforming it into my Place. We're getting a shed with our tax return money. All crap, yard stuff, nonsense goes into the shed. The garage is mine!!

I will start a Garage Thread when the time comes. Pictures will follow.
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:58 pm

WOW....yeah we do have it pretty good. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:57 pm

Locky, seriously awesome post!


I will start a Garage Thread when the time comes. Pictures will follow.

Oh, great, pictures of Scott in his Raiders muscle shirts pumping iron. Yeah, can't wait for that. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:00 pm

No, pictures of the Garage only!! Don't be a hater!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:27 pm

I'm eighteen and the garage is my favorite place in the whole house!
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:23 pm

Laughing very hard That was excellent!!

Wish we could have multiple orgasms, though angry

I wish to complain
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:39 pm

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Wish we could have multiple orgasms, though angry

I wish to complain

you can if you time everything right. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:12 am

sam wrote:
Mglaffas81 wrote:


Wish we could have multiple orgasms, though angry

I wish to complain

you can if you time everything right. Very Happy



Teach me, almighty wise one! humble

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:37 am

Men seem to have simple lives. I'm jealous.
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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:41 am


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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:51 am

ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:
Men seem to have simple lives. I'm jealous.

As Jeff Foxworthy once said: "Men are simple. They want a beer and they want to see somethin' nekkid."

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PostSubject: Re: Why Men are Happier   Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:52 am

Oh my god, I feel sorry for Sheila! All John cared about was the car.
Ok, I'm happy being a woman Very Happy
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