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SideShowDisaSter Moderator


Number of posts: 3327 Age: 34 Registration date: 2007-01-08
 | Subject: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 6:29 pm | |
| A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained,” one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." _________________ What a strange, strange freedom. Only free to choose my chains.
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Mglaffas81 Heart of Metal


Number of posts: 1980 Age: 28 Registration date: 2007-11-25
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 6:38 pm | |
| ....huh?  |
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Thrasher73 Much Cooler than the other 72

Number of posts: 6494 Age: 39 Registration date: 2007-01-19
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 8:06 pm | |
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Stender The lost Ramone

Number of posts: 5901 Age: 22 Registration date: 2008-01-26
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 9:42 pm | |
| Tonto Goldstein...  _________________  |
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Mglaffas81 Heart of Metal


Number of posts: 1980 Age: 28 Registration date: 2007-11-25
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 10:21 pm | |
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manny mini boss


Number of posts: 13998 Age: 42 Registration date: 2008-08-05
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 pm | |
| Tonto meaning he's an Indian, Goldstein a typical Jewish last name and Bubba what alot of rednecks have as a nick name. |
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Guest Guest
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 12:02 am | |
| I heard Stephen Wright do a joke along those lines. |
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XYZ Card-carrying Van Halen Freak

Number of posts: 2602 Age: 22 Registration date: 2008-01-28
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 12:22 am | |
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DeathCult Master Of The Crotch Grab

Number of posts: 6510 Age: 38 Registration date: 2007-12-18
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 2:39 am | |
| That was great Ben!  |
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sam Metal is in my blood


Number of posts: 3012 Age: 22 Registration date: 2008-02-12
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 3:34 am | |
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami

Number of posts: 15733 Age: 40 Registration date: 2007-02-01
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 3:12 pm | |
| I heard a slight variation of this joke years ago. Thought it was funny then and it's still funny now. _________________ A legend in posting since February 1st, 2007
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kmorg Administrator


Number of posts: 12528 Age: 37 Registration date: 2007-01-02
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 6:20 pm | |
| _________________  |
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Guest Guest
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Tue May 19, 2009 6:21 pm | |
| Good one. But it would have been better to hear it with your accent.  |
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Smindas Heart of Metal


Number of posts: 2484 Age: 22 Registration date: 2007-01-23
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Wed May 20, 2009 10:28 am | |
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EvyMetal Baron Von 40oz.

Number of posts: 4208 Age: 22 Registration date: 2007-09-19
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Thu May 21, 2009 6:09 pm | |
| I have heard variations of this joke from time to time. It's still funny though. |
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Troublezone Dog Will Hunt!

Number of posts: 9882 Age: 36 Registration date: 2007-01-29
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Fri May 29, 2009 6:41 am | |
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict

Number of posts: 10460 Age: 32 Registration date: 2007-09-09
 | Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:48 pm | |
| I agree with the general consensus.  |
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