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PostSubject: Nympho Convention   Mon May 18, 2009 6:29 pm

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained,” one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Mon May 18, 2009 6:38 pm

....huh? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Mon May 18, 2009 8:06 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Mon May 18, 2009 9:42 pm

Tonto Goldstein... Laughing very hard

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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Mon May 18, 2009 10:21 pm

I don't get it....
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 pm

Tonto meaning he's an Indian, Goldstein a typical Jewish last name and Bubba what alot of rednecks have as a nick name.
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 12:02 am

I heard Stephen Wright do a joke along those lines.
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 12:22 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 2:39 am

That was great Ben! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 3:34 am

meh....
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 3:12 pm

I heard a slight variation of this joke years ago. Thought it was funny then and it's still funny now.

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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 6:20 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Tue May 19, 2009 6:21 pm

Good one. But it would have been better to hear it with your accent. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Wed May 20, 2009 10:28 am

Haha, that's great.

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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Thu May 21, 2009 6:09 pm

I have heard variations of this joke from time to time. It's still funny though.
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Fri May 29, 2009 6:41 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Nympho Convention   Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:48 pm

I agree with the general consensus. lol!
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